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  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612
    #1

    Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

    Judge Reggie (clearly a coon) Walton has declared a mistrial in baseball star Roger Clemens' perjury trial after prosecutors showed jurors evidence the judge had ruled out of bounds.

    Clemens joo lawyers have certainly earned their fees by protecting Clemens from the prosecutors' zeal over whether he used asteroids while still playing Godly American Baseball®.

    I would have ruled the same since it's clearly a fact that no asteroids have ever been found on American soil, so how could he have been using them?
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"
    Tags: baseball is gay
    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12579
      #2
      Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

      I agree. There is just too much government regulation of everything.

      Regulating what baseball players put in their bodies is simply socialism
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857
          #3
          Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

          This is the 'sport' where grown men use bats to hit little balls, right?

          Grown men should use bats for one reason and one reason only. Clubbing baby ice rats (seals).
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

              Roger Clemens is 100% Republican and one helluva pitcher. He was being actively considered for John McCain's vice president. He is clearly innocent.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079
                  #5
                  Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Roger Clemens is 100% Republican and one helluva pitcher. He was being actively considered for John McCain's vice president. He is clearly innocent.
                  He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian. We know what that means...






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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian. We know what that means...






                      There's not a cannuck on that team. Baseball is 100% American and God's favorite sport!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392
                          #7
                          Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian.
                          Toronto Blue Jays? I'm surprised they aren't called the Toronto Pink Jays. Look what passes for Mardi Gras in Toronto:









                          Disgusting. Toronto hosts the largest gay 'pride' parade in North America. What is there to be proud about? Giving baby Jesus a golden shower?

                          Every summer I travel to Toronto to witness to these lost souls. Sometimes for hours on end in my hotel room. I do my best to make them see God.

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                            • Former Atheist
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 13
                              #8
                              Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

                              Oh! Those pictures!

                              I'm not a True Christian (TM) yet, so the mere sight of them made me faint. Too many rainbows and men closer to each other than six feet.
                              Reason and science are the tools of Satan!

                              PRAISE JESUS!

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