Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

[Former Atheist]

Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail

Oh! Those pictures!

I'm not a True Christian (TM) yet, so the mere sight of them made me faint. Too many rainbows and men closer to each other than six feet.

[Brother Enoch]

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He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian.

Toronto Blue Jays? I'm surprised they aren't called the Toronto Pink Jays. Look what passes for Mardi Gras in Toronto:









Disgusting. Toronto hosts the largest gay 'pride' parade in North America. What is there to be proud about? Giving baby Jesus a golden shower?

Every summer I travel to Toronto to witness to these lost souls. Sometimes for hours on end in my hotel room. I do my best to make them see God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian. We know what that means...

There's not a cannuck on that team. Baseball is 100% American and God's favorite sport!

[Didymus Much]

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Roger Clemens is 100% Republican and one helluva pitcher. He was being actively considered for John McCain's vice president. He is clearly innocent.

He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian. We know what that means...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Roger Clemens is 100% Republican and one helluva pitcher. He was being actively considered for John McCain's vice president. He is clearly innocent.

[Sister Kitty]

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This is the 'sport' where grown men use bats to hit little balls, right?

Grown men should use bats for one reason and one reason only. Clubbing baby ice rats (seals).

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I agree. There is just too much government regulation of everything.

Regulating what baseball players put in their bodies is simply socialism

[HTannor]

Judge Reggie (clearly a coon) Walton has declared a mistrial in baseball star Roger Clemens' perjury trial after prosecutors showed jurors evidence the judge had ruled out of bounds.

Clemens joo lawyers have certainly earned their fees by protecting Clemens from the prosecutors' zeal over whether he used asteroids while still playing Godly American Baseball®.

I would have ruled the same since it's clearly a fact that no asteroids have ever been found on American soil, so how could he have been using them?