[Bible Student]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

An Open Letter to the Citizens of Freehold
from Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

I want to use this opportunity to pass along some information about public transportation in Freehold.

I was recently contacted by a representative of DART (Des Moines Area Transit Authority). The lady said DART had long wanted to serve the City of Freehold. She said a new route proposal could run bus service into Freehold allowing our citizens "low cost service to the greater Des Moines area."

The only requirement for us would be to buy one of those ugly little bus stop glass boxes and bolt it down on the corner of Devine and Trinity.

I had to explain again to the lady we do not believe in public transportation in Freehold, do not want any and would appreciate not being bothered with this nonsense again. In Biblical times, I explained, people walked themselves from one place to another. Today, we drive our own cars, following the Biblical principle of individuals being responsible for themselves.

I hope I have the support of you, the best citizens a Mayor could ever hope to serve.

Enjoy the rest of the summer. All the best.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

You are to be congratulated for your stand against encroaching Communism. Here in the town in which I live we got rid of buses and taxis. (Remember sometimes welfare recipients can get cab vouchers).

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

I have never been to freehold although i would love to visit. Is there a minority problem there?

Yes, we have a "minority problem". Once in a while, a member of a minority shows up somewhere in Freehold--usually they are a problem.

We don't want Des Moines metro service because it's just not Christian. People in Freehold drive cars because God gave us cars instead of donkeys to ride. Surely Jesus would ride in a car today.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

If anyone were to be looking for a reason to have this bus stop located in Freehold, though I wouldn't know why, is there any way this bus a pick up only? This might allow the continuation of that great old American tradition of ''running them out on the rails''. There is no place to put people on an out bound train so the bus could be used. Can't you just picture it, tarred , feathered and a window seat! It would make for some great photo op's.

[Zaiger]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

I have never been to freehold although i would love to visit. Is there a minority problem there? Has it gotten so bad that you need to put in a bus? A City Bus is just a bathhouse on wheels, homers use them to find people to sin with and children to molest.

[James Hutchins]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

I fail to see the need for a bus stop in a community where every decent person has several cars. Buses just hog the road.

[Nobar King]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

This is one reason why I never ride public transportation:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

Not to mention the injuns who want to fight you at the bus stops.

[Mistress Cookie]

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God bless you, Miss Christine, for saying it so perfectly. I wish I would have used those very words when the lady from DART called.

If we get even a single bus stop here, THIS is what our town will turn into, overnight.

WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC and DISTURBING
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[The Bright Beast]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

God bless you, Miss Christine, for saying it so perfectly. I wish I would have used those very words when the lady from DART called.

The thing is, she was offering the residents of Freehold "economical access to the Greater Des Moines area." What could our citizens find in the "Greater Des Moines area"?

A whole lot of sin, that's what.

why go to the sinful GDM area? Everything we need can be found in Freehold!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

. They should ditch the term "bus" and start calling it what it really is- "sin box on wheels".

God bless you, Miss Christine, for saying it so perfectly. I wish I would have used those very words when the lady from DART called.

The thing is, she was offering the residents of Freehold "economical access to the Greater Des Moines area." What could our citizens find in the "Greater Des Moines area"?

A whole lot of sin, that's what.

[Miss Christine]

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That is terrible! Surely the people who funded that are on the path to Hell. Here in Seattle you can't get on a bus without seeing advertisements for those abortion mongers at Planned Parenthood not to mention Gay bars . They should ditch the term "bus" and start calling it what it really is- "sin box on wheels".

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

Just think of all the lovely bus advertising we're missing out on:





Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

Nephew Zebulun tells me that a friend of his once read a book about a man whose friend's gardener used to travel on buses. By chapter 9 the man was dead.

I don't know if it were the gardener, the man or his friend (I don't think it was Zebulun's friend though) but I don't think that matters, "Say NO to Buses!"

[Nobar King]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

Bus stops are also magnets for graffiti so Heaven help the person who owns the house near this nuisance.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: No To a Bus Stop In Freehold

Why not have a bus stop where the bus never stops instead? That way we have a nice trap for democrats and terrorists. We even could include a trapping pit to save our police force some work.