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  • God Hates Des Moines

    All the ladies in Freehold were atwitter last Sunday when we had a celebrity sighting in West Des Moines at church time.Yes, it was none other than that lady-killer and well-known rebuker for Jesus, Pastor Fred Phelps! here's the secular media version of events:

    Fags Rebuked in Des Moines

    West Des Moines, Ia. — Protests outside six West Des Moines churches Sunday by members of the Topeka, Kan., based Westboro Baptist Church failed to disrupt worship services or provoke confrontations.

    At the end of the day, peaceful counter demonstrators outnumbered the 10 Westboro members who spent the morning traveling from church to church to display signs stating “God Hates Fags” and “Your Pastor is a Whore.”

    Strategically positioned police stood watch over a tense calm on the picket lines and outside the targeted churches. In advance of Sunday’s protest, pastors had encouraged their congregations to ignore hurtful chanting and the jarring messages of protesters’ signs.

    The targeted churches rerouted traffic, encouraged members to attend Saturday services and set up barriers to block the view of the protests from main entrances.

    “We told our people to avoid and ignore the demonstrations,” said John Glad, senior associate pastor of Valley Church, 4343 Fuller Road, West Des Moines.

    According to Westboro Baptist Church spokeswoman Shirley Phelps-Roper, the West Des Moines churches were chosen because “they all have erred from the truth with respect to the sins of America and all carry the big lie that God loves everyone, thus enabling sin.”

    The Westboro church’s picket schedule was more specific:

    • Valley Church was picketed because it is a “whorehouse mega church,” that “preaches lies of peace and safety when there is none.”
    • St. Timothy’s Episcopal Church, 1020 24th St., West Des Moines, was targeted because the congregation has a woman pastor and the denomination has a gay bishop.
    • Lutheran Church of Hope, 925 Jordan Creek Parkway, West Des Moines, is a “mega dog kennel. These fools have nothing to hope for, no faith, because they don’t serve God.”
    • St. Francis of Assisi Catholic Church, 5300 Ashworth Road, West Des Moines, is “home of the largest pedophile machine in the world. That’s enough evidence to send the entire catholic monster straight to hell.”
    • Ashworth Road Baptist Church, 5300 Ashworth Road, West Des Moines, is a “false Baptist church” having taken the name of John the Baptist but not preaching his words.
    • Sacred Hearth Catholic Church, 1625 Grand Ave., West Des Moines, was chosen because it is the “home of pedophiles and child molesters.”

    Two demonstrators attacked the protesters who picketed Valley High School’s fall play Saturday night. Andrew James Volker, 26, of West Des Moines was arrested after he tackled one of the 16 members of the Westboro Baptist Church who held signs and sang songs that denounced homosexuality as they protested from 6 to 7 p.m. near Valley High. No one was injured, as the attackers were limp-wristed fags.
    While I have always found Brother Phelps to be a bit too liebral for my tastes, I have to acknowledge that he does draw the ladies to the Lord. Keep up the good work, Pastor Phelps! Your fans are praying for you!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: God Hates Des Moines

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    All the ladies in Freehold were atwitter last Sunday when we had a celebrity sighting in West Des Moines at church time.Yes, it was none other than that lady-killer and well-known rebuker for Jesus, Pastor Fred Phelps! here's the secular media version of events:



    While I have always found Brother Phelps to be a bit too liebral for my tastes, I have to acknowledge that he does draw the ladies to the Lord. Keep up the good work, Pastor Phelps! Your fans are praying for you!
    You have to give Pastor Phelps credit for going into a cess pit of sin like Des Moines and spreading Jesus' word, though I personally think it is hopeless. From my time keeping this homer hang out under my personal observation;
    If you’re looking for a friendly LGBTQ+ bar in Des Moines, then you’ve found it! The Blazing Saddle is the oldest gay bar in Des Moines. We are open 365 days a year without fail so you always have somewhere to go.

    I can safely declare Des Moines the Sodom on the Prairie. For God’s sake, the town was founded by the French!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: God Hates Des Moines

      Sometimes...when Pastor Zeke and I are in my daily Prayer sessions.... I envision Pastor Phelps saying prayer with me and laying on of hands........ and I Shout Glory and little more enthusiastically than other times.

      He has done a glorious jobs of flocking people to his church.....

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      • #4
        Re: God Hates Des Moines

        Now Phelps be doin the Lards Work! He be after all them homersexuals he, he. But that be what the Lard want him to do! He think this country done turned into Sodom and Gomorrah and he be RIGHT! No nation ever tolerated such SIN and ABOMINATION as ours does today!

        Get 'em Phelps! Get dim homersexuals and chi-mo's!

        I be praying for Phelps.

        GLORY HALALULU !!
        Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

        "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


        "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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          Re: God Hates Des Moines

          Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
          Now Phelps be doin the Lards Work! He be after all them homersexuals he, he. But that be what the Lard want him to do! He think this country done turned into Sodom and Gomorrah and he be RIGHT! No nation ever tolerated such SIN and ABOMINATION as ours does today!

          Get 'em Phelps! Get dim homersexuals and chi-mo's!

          I be praying for Phelps.

          GLORY HALALULU !!
          Ok, look: I have been patient with you, and have offered nothing but friendly warnings and guidance so far. But I have to believe that you are purposefully mocking Jesus by the disrespectful manner in which you choose to misspell His name.

          You are either a nigra, a retard or a God mocker, and either way, you are unwelcome as such. I don't know what a "chi-mo" might be, but I DO know that Jesus Christ, who died temporarily on the cross for your sins and mine, is NOT some bucket of beef tallow.

          Any further repeat of this demonic behavior will result in the assignation of infraction points.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: God Hates Des Moines

            I ain't no nigra and I sure ain't no God mocker. I respect the Lord and have been preachn his Word for the past 40 years! For a long time I was a Tent Revival Preacher and traveled all around this country bringin peoples to the Lord's Salvation. Now I admit I may not be too smart cuz I didn't even go to school after the 6th grade. But does Jesus require a high school diploma or any worthless piece of paper from some man-made college? I dont think so.

            I been a Southern Baptist for all mine life! And I aint ashamed and I aint ashamed of the Word of the Lord either. So you jist calm down and take some time with the Good Book cuz we all need it sometimes. I grew up in Alabama, Oklahoma, and a few other places cuz my pappy was a Baptist Preacher too. I spent a great deal of mine life in the Bible Belt. I goin to pray for ya brother. Jist like I be prayin for all people everday. I dont makes no claims to be smart but I aint stupid either.

            God be with ya,
            Brother Love
            Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

            "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


            "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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            • #7
              Re: God Hates Des Moines

              Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
              I ain't no nigra and I sure ain't no God mocker. I respect the Lord and have been preachn his Word for the past 40 years! For a long time I was a Tent Revival Preacher and traveled all around this country bringin peoples to the Lord's Salvation. Now I admit I may not be too smart cuz I didn't even go to school after the 6th grade. But does Jesus require a high school diploma or any worthless piece of paper from some man-made college? I dont think so.

              I been a Southern Baptist for all mine life! And I aint ashamed and I aint ashamed of the Word of the Lord either. So you jist calm down and take some time with the Good Book cuz we all need it sometimes. I grew up in Alabama, Oklahoma, and a few other places cuz my pappy was a Baptist Preacher too. I spent a great deal of mine life in the Bible Belt. I goin to pray for ya brother. Jist like I be prayin for all people everday. I dont makes no claims to be smart but I aint stupid either.

              God be with ya,
              Brother Love
              I'm sure this will all just prove to be an innocent misunderstanding - perhaps Satan changed your post to make it appear less Christian, thus leading Pastor Ezekiel to be reasonably suspicious of you. But as loving Christians, I am sure we can arrange to let bygones be bygones, as soon as you sort out your tithe. If you have a congregation, and you can arrange for them to start tithing as well, that'd be even better.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                Re: God Hates Des Moines

                Last Sunday the collection bucket only got $1.50 !! That be what we had to live on for the past week. Now in a couple of hours we goin to have Church services and Revival so we see how much the collection bucket gets today. My sermon to the flock in the Tent this mornin is

                "The FAITHFUL Tithe. SINNERS DON'T!"

                People used to give lots of money at Tent Revival Services but nowadays they don't. I guess they jist expect this old Evangelist to dig in the back ally garbage for food.

                I'll tell ya what. What this country needs rit now is a good Old Fashioned Revival under the Tent! I feel the Lord speakin to me about that very thing rit now. I be talkin to the Lord more on this and jist might launch the biggest CRUSADE FOR CHRIST REVIVAL ya'll ever seen befor.
                Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                • #9
                  Re: God Hates Des Moines

                  Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
                  Last Sunday the collection bucket only got $1.50 !! That be what we had to live on for the past week. Now in a couple of hours we goin to have Church services and Revival so we see how much the collection bucket gets today. My sermon to the flock in the Tent this mornin is

                  "The FAITHFUL Tithe. SINNERS DON'T!"

                  People used to give lots of money at Tent Revival Services but nowadays they don't. I guess they jist expect this old Evangelist to dig in the back ally garbage for food.

                  I'll tell ya what. What this country needs rit now is a good Old Fashioned Revival under the Tent! I feel the Lord speakin to me about that very thing rit now. I be talkin to the Lord more on this and jist might launch the biggest CRUSADE FOR CHRIST REVIVAL ya'll ever seen befor.
                  Be sure to remind them of Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

                  But you're right. We need something to drive out the demons that appear to have possessed the majority of the electorate of late.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: God Hates Des Moines

                    Also, don't forget to inform them that the poor are expected to Tithe every last cent they have. The Bible is quite clear on this:

                    Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
                    See? You can quote Jesus to shake your flock down. Or is it up? I'm never quite sure about that expression....
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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