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    RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

    When elected Sheriff of Freehold a few years ago, Ofc. Don W. Richards threw a grenade of justice into the criminal underworld and it exploded in a fireball of justice for all.

    Now, the criminals are threatening to show their ugly faces once more, and only you can make sure they don't succeed by     RE-ELECTING OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF IN NOVEMBER 2012!

    Only Ofc. Don W. Richards has the experience, bravery, and intelligence to protect your families, property, and Christian values from those who would destroy them. VOTE RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

    You won't be tied up and forced to watch your children be raped, beaten and eaten by homosexual atheists if you will simply vote to RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

    Paid for by the Freehold Sheriff's Department and Landover Baptist Church Political Fund
    Latest Headlines From Sheriff's Office:

    Sheriff Richards Rescues Wayward Wife from the Influence of Evil Neighbor Kids

    Sheriff Richards Busts Up Satanic Cult Operating out of local Haunted House

    Sheriff Richards a Hero for saving Dying Man

    Sheriff Richards Schools the Amish in Scripture

    7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way

    Sheriff Richards cleans up 4-way stop

    Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane!

    FPD to Enforce the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus Ordinance

    Sheriff Don W. Richards Cleans Up County Roads
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    Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

    If I still lived in Freehold, I'd vote for you, Ofc. Don. Since you've been on the job, Freehold has been nearly sin free, the minority servants have been properly submissive, and, outside the Church's lawyers and accountants, no Jews have been spotted wandering the streets trying to temp our children into a life of sin with their chocolate money.

    You bring to life Pauls words, "the righteousness of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit." Romans 8:4 What more could anyone want from a sheriff?
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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    • #3
      Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

      I feel safer already!
      I Jesus!

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      • #4
        Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

        It's an honor to obey my husband and vote for you in the upcoming elections!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

          Officer Don, I will do everything in my power to maxime the number of votes that appear ties to your name. You are a shining beacon in the land of filth and turmoil.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

            Not a resident of Freehold so I can't vote there, but I did wire some money to Pastor Zeke to be used for your campaign (he said it was easier that way).

            YiC,

            Zech
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            • #7
              Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

              Anyone running against you this year Ofc. Don? I haven't heard an rumors yet, but then it's still early and the liberal is crafty as a chinaman.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                Freehold is lucky to have you. Here in Topeka it's like all we got is a bunch of officer Barbradys.
                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                • #9
                  Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                  Oh for Christ's sake Richards. You've been the only cop for the last 15-16 years in this town.

                  Ever since you and Pastor Ezekiel were seen leaving the public washroom with Ezekiel stuffing 5G's down his sock.

                  Matter of fact it's been going on every year since your first election date...

                  Pastor Ezekiel leaves with 5 thousand dollars, you leave puking up a bunch of spooge into a napkin. We may be stupid; but we ain't dumb Richards. We'll figure out what's going on.

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                  • #10
                    Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                    Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                    When elected Sheriff of Freehold a few years ago, Ofc. Don W. Richards threw a grenade of justice into the criminal underworld and it exploded in a fireball of justice for all.

                    Now, the criminals are threatening to show their ugly faces once more, and only you can make sure they don't succeed by                     RE-ELECTING OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF IN NOVEMBER 2012!

                    Only Ofc. Don W. Richards has the experience, bravery, and intelligence to protect your families, property, and Christian values from those who would destroy them. VOTE RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                    You won't be tied up and forced to watch your children be raped, beaten and eaten by homosexual atheists if you will simply vote to RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                    Paid for by the Freehold Sheriff's Department and Landover Baptist Church Political Fund
                    I approve of this message.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #11
                      Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                      You've got my vote!
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                      • #12
                        Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Anyone running against you this year Ofc. Don? I haven't heard an rumors yet, but then it's still early and the liberal is crafty as a chinaman.
                        That Alfred King has been lurking about the forum lately.

                        I seem to recall him having a big chip on his shoulder over being arrested three or four times during the run-up to the Mayoral election, usually right before the debates.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                          I can't think anyone more suitable for being re-elected as a sheriff this year.

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                          • #14
                            Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                            I can't think anyone more suitable for being re-elected as a sheriff this year.
                            Than Alfred King?!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Than Alfred King?!
                              As he is not in office at the moment, he would be poor candidate to be re-elected. In any case I may have been unclear, but I meant officer Don there.

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