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  • No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

    Well, it would appear the "pop" star Rihanna isn't content to parade her undraped body across concert stages and television screens nation-wide in her music videos...

    Oh no, NOW she must reach out and try to dress our children like mini strumpets!

    Just Say No!

    I pray immediate citations are issued to anyone spotted in these devil togs!

    The Horror! The Horror! Rihanna's Porny Debut At London Fashion Week

    Rihanna's fashion show was a tiresome, underwhelming and uninspired marketing exercise

    There were few who anticipated a fashion triumph, but, even allowing for the limited expectations, Rihanna’s collection for River Island as brought forth in London tonight was a horror show.

    The clothes were hideous and without an ounce of panache or style between them.

    True, there were some consolations. For example, if you really, really like belly buttons, if you are totally nuts for navels, then this could be the collection for you.

    If you only feel capable of wearing clothes on the lower half of your body if they are slashed up to your waist, then again, you are in luck.

    Similarly, if you were a guy hoping for a one night stand and a girl started chatting to you in a bar wearing anything from the Rihanna for River Island collection, you could feel fair confident you’d be getting lucky. The only lingering uncertainty in your mind would be whether or not she would take a credit card.

    Even before Rihanna unveiled her unsurprisingly slutty and yet tiresomely predictable collection for River Island at London Fashion Week tonight, there were many who said that it was a mistake to allow the world’s most famous pop star of the moment to hijack an event which is supposed to be about celebrating creativity, passion and original thinking in fashion...

    (etc.)
    No "Rhianna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold
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    Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

    Somebody should make this uppity nigress a real "pop star" but popping her right in the nose for what she is trying to do to the children of this country!
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #3
      Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

      What is a "Rihanna" may I ask?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

        Thank you, Mistress Cookie, for alerting us all to this threat. I keep a close eye on the women's fashions that are sold and worn in Freehold and I'll be watching for this.

        I was so proud I stopped a Victoria's Secret store from opening in Freehold a while back. I have a term for stores like Victoria and Rihanna, Harlot Whorehouses. The sales staff are prostitutes and the merchandise immoral.

        All of us working together can stop this threat.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          I was so proud I stopped a Victoria's Secret store from opening in Freehold a while back. I have a term for stores like Victoria and Rihanna, Harlot Whorehouses.
          Well, her "questionable" taste aside, I just don't understand what gives this "Rihanna" person the gall to think she can decree what other (more normal) women (and children) will wear.

          I mean, she is simply one of those "Hollywood" personalities that has just gone tooooooo farrrrrrrrr with the plastic surgeries (!)

          In the picture below, she's apparently had her whole (evil) torso removed, then joined her shoulders to her hips! How can she now be trusted to design for normal people???

          It's a very strange look. Kind of like a crab (?) I don't get it.
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          • #6
            Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

            Is there any way that we can send this monkey back to Jamaica where it came from? And is there any negro woman that is NOT a whore?

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            • #7
              Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

              I know one thing, if I see any teen aged girl wearing something like this, I'll make her disrobe immediately and present herself for spanking. It's the right thing to do.

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              • #8
                Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                Is there any way that we can send this monkey back to Jamaica where it came from?
                It probably has all kinds of special disability rights and privileges now that it has no torso...BUT HAVING YOUR TORSO SURGICALLY REMOVED IS A CHOICE!

                I don't understand these times
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                • #9
                  Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

                  Sister, I don't understand these sad times either. She is causing negro men to sin!


                  And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: ~Mark 9:47
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33

                  ~~~~~~~
                  Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • #10
                    Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

                    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                    Is there any way that we can send this monkey back to Jamaica where it came from? And is there any negro woman that is NOT a whore?
                    Good question, maybe some of us True Christian(tm) men should get together and do some research on this.
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • #11
                      Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

                      Those clothes are truely evil! Having seen the picture of the woman in that jacket/dress I now have the image of Sister VictoryOS wearing it and nothing else. The image haunts me so I can't sleep at night.
                      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                      • #12
                        Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

                        Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                        Evil! Having seen the picture of the woman in that jacket/dress I now have the image of Sister VictoryOS wearing it and nothing else. The image haunts me so I can't sleep at night.
                        Well hold on, Brother, it gets worse.

                        The tight pants make it look like you're running around bare, with overall leg tattoos!

                        (Notice they even come in different skin colors for the full effect...black, white, and Asian/yellow)

                        Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
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                        • #13
                          Re: No "Rihanna" Clothes Allowed In Freehold!

                          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                          Well hold on, Brother, it gets worse.

                          The tight pants make it look like you're running around bare, with overall leg tattoos!

                          (Notice they even come in different skin colors for the full effect...black, white, and Asian/yellow)

                          Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
                          .
                          Now I'm picturing you in those outfits Mistress Cookie. Those clothes must be possessed by demons!
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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