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HELP WANTED: Experience is preferred!
1. Leith, North Dakota: Need male to manage a franchise of Naomi's Moist Pie. New start-up experience highly desired. Oversee the financial, human resources, and other aspects of the business that women can't understand for a 1400 sq ft storefront bakery on a desirable street. Baptist Church is only three blocks away. Strong customer service focus required, impeccable character, Christian only, prefer white. While recipes will be provided, the manager must ensure the quality of each pie sold. Works only 5 days each week - No Saturdays or Sundays, no evenings. Contact the owner's father, Mr. Lamb, by sending a private message to Miss Naomi Ruth Lamb via this forum.
2. Michigan: A site has not yet been named, but a second position for manager will be available once the property deal is closed. Same requirements as above, but will also require a keen eye to watch out for Mooselimbs. Apply by sending a message to Sister Basilissa via this forum.
Both of these positions will offer benefits, including prayer time, Bible study, discounts on merchandise, and vacation, health insurance, life insurance, tuition reimbursement, etc. Very attractive wage commensurate with experience.
NOTE: We will also be hiring females for kitchen positions and wait staff. Prefer virgins, but will consider married females, all with husband's or father's permission. Time off for your special time of the month. Competitive wages.
Naomi’s Moist Pie: Won’t you try my pie today?
Naomi’s Moist Pie is an equal opportunity employer, open to all. Our business is founded upon God’s Word and all employees will be expected to maintain the highest of Christian Biblical standards. While only males will be accepted for management positions, talented women will be welcomed for wait staff and cooks and Manager Helpmeets (our term for assistant managers). Sorry, no autistics or retardeds. Nigras will be required to submit to thorough background checks. Veterans always given preference.
1. Leith, North Dakota: Need male to manage a franchise of Naomi's Moist Pie. New start-up experience highly desired. Oversee the financial, human resources, and other aspects of the business that women can't understand for a 1400 sq ft storefront bakery on a desirable street. Baptist Church is only three blocks away. Strong customer service focus required, impeccable character, Christian only, prefer white. While recipes will be provided, the manager must ensure the quality of each pie sold. Works only 5 days each week - No Saturdays or Sundays, no evenings. Contact the owner's father, Mr. Lamb, by sending a private message to Miss Naomi Ruth Lamb via this forum.
2. Michigan: A site has not yet been named, but a second position for manager will be available once the property deal is closed. Same requirements as above, but will also require a keen eye to watch out for Mooselimbs. Apply by sending a message to Sister Basilissa via this forum.
Both of these positions will offer benefits, including prayer time, Bible study, discounts on merchandise, and vacation, health insurance, life insurance, tuition reimbursement, etc. Very attractive wage commensurate with experience.
NOTE: We will also be hiring females for kitchen positions and wait staff. Prefer virgins, but will consider married females, all with husband's or father's permission. Time off for your special time of the month. Competitive wages.
Naomi’s Moist Pie: Won’t you try my pie today?
Naomi’s Moist Pie is an equal opportunity employer, open to all. Our business is founded upon God’s Word and all employees will be expected to maintain the highest of Christian Biblical standards. While only males will be accepted for management positions, talented women will be welcomed for wait staff and cooks and Manager Helpmeets (our term for assistant managers). Sorry, no autistics or retardeds. Nigras will be required to submit to thorough background checks. Veterans always given preference.
No incontinence here.
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