[Lady Sorrow]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

Well, well, witch. I see you've taken a brief break from fornicating with demons just long enough to come to this forum and criticise the Godly spelling of our Godly Pastors.

If the Godly Pastor Ezekiel says it's a word, then it's a word! Honestly! Next thing you'll be saying that Godly President Bush doesn't properly pronounce the word 'nuclear'!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Actually, I'm not Wiccan, I'm Pagan, and I do not worship a Goddess, I am a polytheist (ie more than one deity). The whole Goddess-worship thing is more Wiccan.

Read above. I'm a polytheist, and I do not worship a Goddess. Again, Pagan, NOT Wiccan.

Satan is Satan. It doesn't matter what you call the demon you spread your legs for, it's still The Beast fornicating you away from God and into the depths of Hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Satan is Satan. It doesn't matter what you call the demon you spread your legs for, it's still The Beast fornicating you away from God and into the depths of Hell.

That's not the issue here!!
The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless. And Zeke claims to pride himself in good spelling, diction and grammar.

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless.

Well, I ain't never done nothing to nobody.I ain't never got nothing from nobody, no time.
And, until I get something from somebody sometime,I don't intend to do nothing for nobody, no time.
-Bert Williams

Ther nas no man nowher so vertuous”
-said of the Friar
-Chaucer

Nor never none/Shall mistress of it be, save I alone.”
-Twelveth Night
-Shakespeare

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

When I say someone is dead, you may believe it. A famous linguist once made the observation that it was unknown for a double positive ever to resolve to a negative. A skeptical voice came from the back of the lecture hall: "Yeah, right". And why did the person say that? Not for nothing!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

When I say someone is dead, you may believe it. A famous linguist once made the observation that it was unknown for a double positive ever to resolve to a negative. A skeptical voice came from the back of the lecture hall: "Yeah, right". And why did the person say that? Not for nothing!

Insufferable man!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That's not the issue here!!
The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless. And Zeke claims to pride himself in good spelling, diction and grammar.

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

Listen you shameless harlot; I can out-diction you any day of the week. I've spent more years studying the Holy Bible than you can shake a stick at.

You of all people have no ground to stand on when it comes to following rules and honoring norms. You specialize in pointlessness and spew your hatred of Jesus all over our Godly boards.

Why not pick a few of God's Commandments and try and stick with those for a week. Then come back and talk to me about following rules.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Listen you shameless harlot; I can out-diction you any day of the week. I've spent more years studying the Holy Bible than you can shake a stick at.

Remember Pastor; Rachael shakes her broom stick at these things.

You just don't want to know were that broom was before.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That's not the issue here!!

Falling to your knees and accepting Christ's Salvation is always the issue, witch!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Oh, I'll bake you a cake alright. A very special cake, just for you!

Praise the Lord! Her natural impulses are triumphing over her Satanic feminazi social conditioning!

That's not the issue here!!
The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless. And Zeke claims to pride himself in good spelling, diction and grammar.

I believe Ian Dury may have put it best:
just cos I ain’t never ‘ad, no, nothing worth having
never ever, never ever
you ain’t got no call not to think I wouldn’t fall
into thinking that I ain’t too clever
and it ain’t not having oen thing nor another
niether, either is it anything, whatever
and it’s not not knowing that thier ain’t nothign showing
and I answer to the name of Trever, however

Just cos I ain’t never said, no, nothing worth saying
never ever, never ever, never ever
things ‘ave got read into what I never sad, ‘till me mouth becomes me ‘ead
which ain’t not all that clever
and it’s not not saying one thing nor another
neither, either is ist anything I haven’t said, whatever
and it ain’t not proving that me mind ain’t moving
and I answer to the naem of Trever, however

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor’s clever
either have they got
nor neither haven’t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

why should I feel bad about something I ain’t ‘ad
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ain’t half not half co there’s nowhere to put it
even if I ‘ad i’m a bit of a Jack the Lad

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor’s clever
either have they got
nor neither haven’t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way

Shortly after he wrote that song, GOD killed him for being a spastic. It could happen to you!

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

Which is easier to believe - the Godly wisdom of Pastor Al, or the alarming nonsense coming out of the liberal media?

In the first operation, the paper said, surgeons removed the most affected part of the large intestine and the rectum. But the patient did not recover well, and the infection produced another bout of peritonitis. A second operation to clear the infected area followed, in which all the large intestine was removed and an artificial anus created.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Listen you shameless harlot; I can out-diction you any day of the week.

If that were true, you'd clearly know that 'irregardless' is not a real word.

Remember Pastor; Rachael shakes her broom stick at these things.

You just don't want to know were that broom was before.

I think not. I don't wish for splinters.

Praise the Lord! Her natural impulses are triumphing over her Satanic feminazi social conditioning!

You aren't going to enquire as to the ingredients, then?

Which is easier to believe - the Godly wisdom of Pastor Al, or the alarming nonsense coming out of the liberal media?

I'd go with the liberal media. The don't wear tinfoil hats.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Ignoring my rebuke won't make it any less true, witch!

[OnYourKnees]

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I'd go with the liberal media. The don't wear tinfoil hats.

Nor do we, pointy-hat wearer.

People afraid of ALIENS (extraterrestrial, not illegal) wear tinfoil hats. WE know that all the alien/UFO conspiracy talk is just Satan getting the UnSaved ready for the Rapture.

When thousands of True Christians disappear in an instant, the UnSaved will have been primed by the media and Satan to believe that they were abducted by aliens!

Instead, we'll be up in Heaven, watching as the Tribulation begins, and laughing with Jesus at all the silly damned people running about afraid the "aliens" will come for them next! Ah, if only a little alien anal probe was all that awaited them!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ignoring my rebuke won't make it any less true, witch!

Well, true or not, I simply didn't want to derail the thread (any more ).

People afraid of ALIENS (extraterrestrial, not illegal) wear tinfoil hats. WE know that all the alien/UFO conspiracy talk is just Satan getting the UnSaved ready for the Rapture.

So then why does Pastor Al wear one? And I do have a pic somewhere of him in a TF hat....must see if I can find it...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Still dead! Shout GLORY!!