Many True Christians™ have doubts about putting together an aggressive stock investment portfolio because of the rampant liberalism that is so thoroughly dominant on Wall Street and in most of America’s largest multinational corporations.
I have spoken with many investors that have reacted with horror at some of the sinful business practices of some far-left, liberal corporations….. take Disney (NYSE: DIS), for instance. Not only do they openly hire homersexurals, they deliberately hold smut-filled “Gay Days” at their theme parks and recognize homersexural partnerships with employee benefits. I don’t care what the potential return on investment might be, most True Christians™ I know would have a hard time swallowing homersexural rights being violently and repeatedly shoved down their throats as they gag on those massive returns.
So to help Godly but bewildered investors seeking a diversified portfolio of moral, Christian corporations that have successfully fought off the rampant liberalism of Wall Street, I’m using this thread to list some of my favorite successful and Biblically-correct corporations. These hot Christian stock picks are likely to make you a Godly bundle!!!
Tenet Health Care (NYSE: THC) This Dallas-based private for-profit health care corporation operates 57 for-profit hospitals in the United States. Thanks to the Godly intervention of the Teabaggers, the Republican congress, and Freedom®-loving True Patriots across America, lean-and-mean health care corporations like Tenet are poised for huge gains when Obamacare is finally given the mercy killing it deserves. And nobody knows more about mercy killings than Tenet, a company that was investigated by the Louisiana attorney general for 24 mercy killings of critically ill patients by staff at Memorial Medical Center in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Further, Tenet has done its part to point out the failings of government-run health care by defrauding the federal government through over-billing on Medicare claims during the 1990s. See-- big gubmint health care doesn't work!!
Dillard’s Department Stores (NYSE: DDS) This Little Rock-based department store is bucking the retail trend by taking a hard line on potential thieves masquerading as “customers.” The family-run department store has had a history of so-called “customer complaints” that include false imprisonment, assault, battery, wrongful detention, infliction of emotional distress, and wrongful death. Dillard’s so-called “customers,” as well as many uppity, angry former employees (most likely minority types with a chip on their shoulders) have filed lawsuits alleging “improper treatment.” The bottom line is that Dillard’s will not let uppity minorities get away with ripping them off, which is a refreshing business policy in the age of coddled colored customers and uppity minorities looking for an easy mark.
Wal-Mart (NYSE: WMT) Corporations like Wal-Mart make one proud to be a True Christian™ American capitalist patriot!! Not only is Wal-Mart the nation’s biggest employer, it’s the nation’s biggest gun seller, biggest union-buster, and biggest employer of uninsured deadbeats. When the liberal, America-hating National Organization for Women names you “Merchant of Shame,” you must be doing something right!! Obviously, as more Americans realize the principled, patriotic stand that the Wal-Mart corporation is making by importing so many good from China (encouraging capitalism!), banning the very mention of unions by their employees (encouraging freedom!), and only providing health insurance to 54% of their employees (keeping the gubmint off our backs!) their stock price is going through the roof!!
News Corporation (NASDAQ: NWS) There’s a reason Fox News Channel is America’s #1 watched cable news channel…. They’re the one network that is fair and balanced!! They report, and allow US to decide, instead of infusing subliminal liberal lies into slanted stories meant to confuse us. Once the hypnotism of ACORN activists wears off its victims and the majority of America wakes up to the realization that the so-called “facts” presented by all other media are actually part of a global plot to destroy America, confiscate our Bibles, and turn us into cannibalistic homersexurals, no one in their right mind will be caught watching any other station!!!
More hot Christian stock tips coming soon!!
I have spoken with many investors that have reacted with horror at some of the sinful business practices of some far-left, liberal corporations….. take Disney (NYSE: DIS), for instance. Not only do they openly hire homersexurals, they deliberately hold smut-filled “Gay Days” at their theme parks and recognize homersexural partnerships with employee benefits. I don’t care what the potential return on investment might be, most True Christians™ I know would have a hard time swallowing homersexural rights being violently and repeatedly shoved down their throats as they gag on those massive returns.
So to help Godly but bewildered investors seeking a diversified portfolio of moral, Christian corporations that have successfully fought off the rampant liberalism of Wall Street, I’m using this thread to list some of my favorite successful and Biblically-correct corporations. These hot Christian stock picks are likely to make you a Godly bundle!!!
Tenet Health Care (NYSE: THC) This Dallas-based private for-profit health care corporation operates 57 for-profit hospitals in the United States. Thanks to the Godly intervention of the Teabaggers, the Republican congress, and Freedom®-loving True Patriots across America, lean-and-mean health care corporations like Tenet are poised for huge gains when Obamacare is finally given the mercy killing it deserves. And nobody knows more about mercy killings than Tenet, a company that was investigated by the Louisiana attorney general for 24 mercy killings of critically ill patients by staff at Memorial Medical Center in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Further, Tenet has done its part to point out the failings of government-run health care by defrauding the federal government through over-billing on Medicare claims during the 1990s. See-- big gubmint health care doesn't work!!
Dillard’s Department Stores (NYSE: DDS) This Little Rock-based department store is bucking the retail trend by taking a hard line on potential thieves masquerading as “customers.” The family-run department store has had a history of so-called “customer complaints” that include false imprisonment, assault, battery, wrongful detention, infliction of emotional distress, and wrongful death. Dillard’s so-called “customers,” as well as many uppity, angry former employees (most likely minority types with a chip on their shoulders) have filed lawsuits alleging “improper treatment.” The bottom line is that Dillard’s will not let uppity minorities get away with ripping them off, which is a refreshing business policy in the age of coddled colored customers and uppity minorities looking for an easy mark.
Wal-Mart (NYSE: WMT) Corporations like Wal-Mart make one proud to be a True Christian™ American capitalist patriot!! Not only is Wal-Mart the nation’s biggest employer, it’s the nation’s biggest gun seller, biggest union-buster, and biggest employer of uninsured deadbeats. When the liberal, America-hating National Organization for Women names you “Merchant of Shame,” you must be doing something right!! Obviously, as more Americans realize the principled, patriotic stand that the Wal-Mart corporation is making by importing so many good from China (encouraging capitalism!), banning the very mention of unions by their employees (encouraging freedom!), and only providing health insurance to 54% of their employees (keeping the gubmint off our backs!) their stock price is going through the roof!!
News Corporation (NASDAQ: NWS) There’s a reason Fox News Channel is America’s #1 watched cable news channel…. They’re the one network that is fair and balanced!! They report, and allow US to decide, instead of infusing subliminal liberal lies into slanted stories meant to confuse us. Once the hypnotism of ACORN activists wears off its victims and the majority of America wakes up to the realization that the so-called “facts” presented by all other media are actually part of a global plot to destroy America, confiscate our Bibles, and turn us into cannibalistic homersexurals, no one in their right mind will be caught watching any other station!!!
More hot Christian stock tips coming soon!!
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