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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #31
    Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

    Originally posted by wisseoldswami View Post
    This is ironic, considering religions poor track record when it comes to persecution.

    Now you're just making outrageous sweeping generalizations. Not all atheists are immoral and not all Christians are honorable. I would point you to the Pope, who you just defended.
    How did I defend the Pope? I defended CHRISTIANS.

    All TRUE Christians(tm) are honorable.

    But you are right that Christians have a history of being persecuted. I won't deny that.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • idioticyoungfool
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2011
      • 34

      #32
      Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      How did I defend the Pope? I defended CHRISTIANS.

      All TRUE Christians™ are honorable.

      But you are right that Christians have a history of being persecuted. I won't deny that.
      Well I apologize for assuming the pope was a Christian. Fairly adamant he and his entire organization is? It is the oldest Church in Christianity after all.

      I'm afraid you've either missed my point or been bluntly sarcastic. Christians have had a habit of persecuting anything new or contradictory to the Bible for a long time. Ever heard of Galileo? The Inquisition? Being burnt at the stake for owning a Bible in English?

      Even now, this website condemns and persecutes anyone who has a different faith to you. I've seen atheists pretty well mis-represented just in this thread. Religious freedom, look it up.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #33
        Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

        Originally posted by wisseoldswami View Post
        Well I apologize for assuming the pope was a Christian. Fairly adamant he and his entire organization is? It is the oldest Church in Christianity after all.
        Wrong again, fool. Read THIS.


        Originally posted by wisseoldswami View Post
        Even now, this website condemns and persecutes anyone who has a different faith to you. I've seen atheists pretty well mis-represented just in this thread. Religious freedom, look it up.
        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #34
          Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

          Originally posted by idioticyoungfool View Post
          I'm afraid you've either missed my point or been bluntly sarcastic. Christians have had a habit of persecuting anything new or contradictory to the Bible for a long time. Ever heard of Galileo? The Inquisition? Being burnt at the stake for owning a Bible in English?
          Cathylickers did all that. TRUE Christians(tm) are perfect.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • idioticyoungfool
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2011
            • 34

            #35
            Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Wrong again, fool. Read THIS.


            I'm awfully confused right here. They claim to be Christians, and were some of the first to do so. We know this as they existed in Roman times.

            My point is that they were inspired by the same text as you- the Bible. No matter how flawed their interpretation of it was.

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            • idioticyoungfool
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2011
              • 34

              #36
              Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Cathylickers did all that. TRUE Christians™ are perfect.
              Perfect? If you were perfect you would not be mortal my friend. A perfect being would not be vulnerable to disease or physical harm.

              You mean spiritually perfect? Again, you cannot claim to have never thought ill of anyone, ever. Perfection is a strong term to use.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #37
                Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

                Originally posted by idioticyoungfool View Post
                Perfect? If you were perfect you would not be mortal my friend. A perfect being would not be vulnerable to disease or physical harm.

                You mean spiritually perfect? Again, you cannot claim to have never thought ill of anyone, ever. Perfection is a strong term to use.
                Read my sermon on the matter. It is backed up 100% with scripture.

                True Christians are Perfect
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #38
                  Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

                  Banned and condemned to Hell!!!! That's what you get when you question the moral integrity of the great Billy Bob Jenkins!!!!!
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #39
                    Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

                    This is a good investment. Because $2 bills are so rare and sought after, they are worth more than just $2.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #40
                      Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

                      I haven't been this pumped for a deal since Shaker Weights.
                      These are specially colored 2 dollar bills. It's not like they are making those anymore. Anyone would be stupid not to do this.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #41
                        Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

                        I check if they have a volume discount and they said that they do not but , in fact, they have a multi-unit surcharge for purchases of 10 or more. They also said that they have a limit of 100 per customer and that they were going fast. I went ahead and bought 100 packages for a total of $2,190 plus the $100 multi-unit surcharge for a total of $2,290. Now, in 6-8 weeks I should have 200 special $2.00 bills. I am thinking I can take them to the local swap meet and flea market and at LEAST double my money.

                        I will keep you updated!
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                        • Gabriel Reproba
                          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2479

                          #42
                          Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

                          I can't believe it... they are now offering 9-11 commemorative $2 bills!



                          How can I pass these up?



                          I don't know if I can afford to buy the same number. I may have to take out a loan to grab these while they last. They are SURE to go up in value quickly!

                          PS: The national parks ones still haven't arrived yet, but they did say 6-8 weeks for delivery.
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                          • HTannor
                            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2612

                            #43
                            Re: Men: Is this a good investment?

                            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post

                            I don't know if I can afford to buy the same number. I may have to take out a loan to grab these while they last. They are SURE to go up in value quickly!
                            I certainly hope you can swing this, Brother Gabriel.

                            I really envy people like you with all your financial acumen. I regret my higher learning at the LaSalle Correspondence Institute didn't offer classes in the world of high finance.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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