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  • #16
    Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

    It is important, brethren, to remember that often the problem with giving to the poor is that it encourages fighting and schism afterwards. God dislikes those that sew discord among brethren (Proverbs 6:19), which is why it's better to discard it and not be the cause of it. There aren't many exceptions to this because the Lord (and I) don't relish seeing two homeless bums going at it over my last discarded, bitten-off piece of pizza.

    Along with kneeling in prayer before bed, it should be a common household activity for True Christians™ to make use of a good garbage disposal or else burn thrown-out food.

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    • #17
      Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

      Don't forget that Jesus commands that the poor give everything they own.

      Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

        I don't give those lazy poor pricks a damn thing. They can buy it if they want; if they don't I burn it right in front of them.

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        • #19
          Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          I don't give those lazy poor pricks a damn thing. They can buy it if they want; if they don't I burn it right in front of them.
          Spot on, brother: "He that withholdeth corn, the people shall curse him: but blessing shall be upon the head of him that selleth it." (Proverbs 11:26)

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          • #20
            Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
            Spot on, brother: "He that withholdeth corn, the people shall curse him: but blessing shall be upon the head of him that selleth it." (Proverbs 11:26)
            Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding. (The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions: 7)
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            • #21
              Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

              Let me rephrase, should I donate my sperm or sell it? Would it constitute me fathering a bastard child? Would god frown upon me if my sperm were used on a darkie and created some half breed abomination? I am in such dire need of money for my business to continue and not close, I have put everything I have into my company and I simply cannot afford to wait for my return on my investments.

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              • #22
                Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

                Originally posted by Body of Christ View Post
                Let me rephrase, should I donate my sperm or sell it? Would it constitute me fathering a bastard child? Would god frown upon me if my sperm were used on a darkie and created some half breed abomination? I am in such dire need of money for my business to continue and not close, I have put everything I have into my company and I simply cannot afford to wait for my return on my investments.
                My friend, you need prayer to resolve your financial problems, not profit from your filthy loins. What do you suppose Jesus would say if you asked Him this disgusting question?

                Now kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us what church you attend, how you came to Jesus and let Him inside you, and your most motivational Scriptures.

                In Christ
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • #23
                  Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

                  I have been praying brother, I attend the Southeast Minster Baptist Church in Kansas. I am out of options, I have nothing more to sell to keep going outside of my inventory which I am back payed 6 months.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump?

                    Originally posted by Body of Christ View Post
                    I am out of options
                    No you're not.

                    Kindly introduce yourself so we can get to know you. Help will be forthcoming.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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