CCHR job opportunities

[lukasekman]

Re: CCHR job opportunities

Hmm....... I'll talk to Seth.

I used to be one of the top tracers for Equifax. Give me a name and a SSN and I can find pretty much anyone.

Wonderful
As soon as it's alright with Seth, I'll send you a list of suspected insulin addicts and irresponsible doctors who prescribe that white slime. In addition to cyber-bully campaigns against doctors, CCHR is also building an online searchable database with weight and height of insulin addicts. This will help CCHR activists with clues about how much force is required to wrestle down the junkies and confiscate their white slime.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[BelieverInGod]

Re: CCHR job opportunities

We have job opportunities from home too. We need Internet stalkers with a natural desire to fetch and compile sensitive information about our potential targets.

Hmm....... I'll talk to Seth.

I used to be one of the top tracers for Equifax. Give me a name and a SSN and I can find pretty much anyone.

[lukasekman]

Re: CCHR job opportunities

Although Seth does not want me working outside of the home, I am willing to provide dogs (Rottweilers mostly) for your endeavors.

True Christian™ pricing $3,000 per dog.

We have job opportunities from home too. We need Internet stalkers with a natural desire to fetch and compile sensitive information about our potential targets.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: CCHR job opportunities

Although Seth does not want me working outside of the home, I am willing to provide dogs (Rottweilers mostly) for your endeavors.

True Christian(TM) pricing $3,000 per dog.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CCHR job opportunities

Thank you for your work defending America from the diabetic agenda. The republican party has already gotten to work banning insulin. We do this because we know the only way to treat diabetes is with prayer.

[lukasekman]

Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) is offering job opportunities. Our goal is to defend the rights of families against coerced secular medical practice, including drugging children with ritalin and insulin.

Cyber-bullying Instructor
Lead armies on the internets to vanquish evil doctors who make kids addicted to insulin, welfare moms who shot insulin in their kids and skinny emos who chose to be addicted to insulin and asthma inhalations.

Domestic Violence Defender
CCHR is proud to defend men who discipline their disobedient wives. No matter if the wife is bruised on the belly or around the eyes - you are always diligent to defend the man who just did what he had to do.

Drug Warrior
You have a natural skill for spotting drug addicts, regardless if it's painkillers, insulin, anti-depressants, amphetamine or contraceptives. You aren't scared of entering his house and confiscating the drugs.

Family Lawyer
You are diligent to protect the integrity of families. Common challenges include defending corporal punishment and parents who refuse to drug their kids with insulin. You are also willing to take the fight against Big Pharma when parents are accused for "Shaking Baby Syndrome" and other made-up diseases.