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Charles Darwin – an inbred sadist psychotic plagiarist racist retard!

By Elmer G. White, Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing

The theory of “evolution”!??

In addition to sodomy, it has become the number one obstacle to Salvation. The fallacies of the evil lotion have been thoroughly assessed in Landover Baptist Church. Several essays reveal its total lack of logic, missing evidence and twisted aims to introduce eugenics, Nazism and racism. However, there is an unfortunate void of reference material when it comes to the character of the inventor of evil lotion, Mr. Darwin. The aim of the present essay is to review in an unbiased manner best available evidence and produce a character witness account regarding this man, who made a pact with Satan, forced countless souls into Hell and almost destroyed all that is pure and sacred for Jesus, our LORD.

“Origins of species” – the plagiarist!

Leviticus 19:11
Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.

Contrary to common belief, Darwin was not intellectually capable of actual scientific research. All the ideas he had for his theory on evil lotion were actually recycled from other scholars including his own relatives.

Good evidence now exists to show that Darwin ‘borrowed’—and in some cases plagiarized—all or most of his ‘dear child’ from other researchers, especially his grandfather. They were not ‘his own brainchild’, nor his child, but that of others which he appropriated, evidently often without giving them proper credit.

This signifies that the theory was 1) not his own and 2) as it was stolen, it is conceivable that Mr. Darwin NEVER actually understood his “observations”. This information alone would be sufficient to discard the evil lotion theory. However, there is worse to come…

Darwin: a product of incest!

Leviticus 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover [their] nakedness: I [am] the LORD.

The photograph above should alert all rational True Christians™ It shows the profile of Mr. Darwin in middle age. Note the prominent brow not unlike in Neanderthal retards. Why is this? Is there ample reason to think that Mr. Darwin was actually not a genius but an intellectually challenged sorry sodomist who should have been locked in an institution. Yes, there is! The Darwin family had practiced incest for generations before the birth of Charles. And, sinners! This information DOES NOT come from a Godly Journal of Creation Science but from an actual secular atheist publication!

Three of Darwin’s 10 children died in childhood, while another three never had any children of their own, despite being married for years. A study of the scientist’s family tree suggests inbreeding was to blame, with frequent cousin to cousin marriages lowering immunity to disease and raising the odds of infertility. Darwin’s mother, Susannah, was the daughter of third cousins, one of which was Josiah Wedgwood, the founder of the pottery dynasty of the same name. Darwin’s wife, Emma Wedgwood, was his first cousin, while the Wedgwood family tree contained several other marriages between cousins.

Need further proof! Look at THIS photo of Darwin and one of his children!

Again, the prominent ridge over the eyes, the apelike characteristics. This also proves that skulls and facial features reminiscent of monkeys are not the product of evolution but of DEGENERATION caused by continuous incest. This alone proves that Mr. Darwin was mentally challenged and could not formulate logical theories!

The missing link? No! Missing education!

2 Timothy 2:15
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

Mr. Darwin was not a biologist. He studied theology, some geology and very little actual biology. Still, he was chosen to be the naturalist in the HMS Beagle collecting samples of organisms from South America and the infamous Galapagos islets. Thus, he was NOT QUALIFIED for any type of research, he NEVER got a PhD. Of course, this is no surprise based on the retardation as a result of the family incest.

Charles Darwin went to the University of Cambridge to study to be an Anglican priest. Following the earlier failure, his father wished him to become a Clergyman and he was enrolled for a general B.A. degree which included some study of theology and mathematics. He graduated from Cambridge with a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1831. However, it would be beyond the scope of such a general degree to have furnished Darwin with any truly in-depth theological acumen and knowledge. So Charles’ intention was to become a country parish priest, possibly believing that the life of a country priest, with a large house, a nice stipend, and generally little to do would be pretty secure.

The psychosis of Mr. Darwin

Mark 5:16
And they that saw it told them how it befell to him that was possessed with the devil, and also concerning the swine.

After all this, it is not surprising that Mr. Darwin suffered from many kinds of mental illness during his lifetime.

Darwin’s many psychological or psychologically influenced physical health symptoms included severe depression, insomnia, hysterical crying, dying sensations, shaking, fainting spells, muscle twitches, shortness of breath, trembling, nausea, vomiting, severe anxiety, depersonalization, seeing spots, treading on air and vision, and other visual hallucinations… The physical symptoms included headaches, cardiac palpitations, ringing in ears (possibly tinnitus), painful flatulence, and gastric upsets—all of which commonly have a psychological origin… Some speculate that part of Darwin’s mental problems were due to his nagging, gnawing fear that he had devoted his “life to a fantasy”… This fear was that his theory was false and there was, in fact, a divine Creator.

Based on this, it is clear that the ideas regarding evolution were based on hallucinations and not on actual observations. In plain language, the man was crazy. He should have been institutionalized. Had Satan not been on his side and supported Mr. Darwin’s every move, that is what would have taken place and the world would have been saved much sorrow and Satan would have billions of souls less to administer anal lava enemas to.

Here we can see the deeply disturbed Mr. Darwin with his overlord.

All this shows without ANY doubt that Mr. Darwin was actually possessed.

Darwin the sadist killer!

Exodus 20:13
Thou shalt not kill.

The incestuous retard + the lunatic = a sadistic murderer. Again, there is actual PROOF of this. Darwin enjoyed torturing and killing God’s lesser creatures. While hunting is, of course, a highly respectable hobby for a heterosexual persecuted Caucasian Godly male, it should not be associated with sexual pleasure. That is was Mr. Darwin did. He was actually aroused while killing and shooting. This means that his sexual impulses were targeted at death, penetration, thrusting objects into animal bodies not via the natural orifices. Yes, it is sodomy, it is bestiality. Mr. Darwin was not fit to live in the eyes of God (Leviticus 18:23), of Jesus Christ, our sweet savior!

How well I remember killing my first snipe, and my excitement was so great that I had much difficulty in reloading my gun from the trembling of my hands. This taste long continued and I became a very good shot…

Look at THIS image. Darwin practicing bestiality in front of an artist!

Darwin the racist!

Genesis 9:22
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

Mr. Darwin was a firm believer in his evil lotion, thus, he supported the notion that some human beings (Hamites) were lower on the scale of progress and closer to animals.

Darwin classified his own white race as more advanced than those “lower organisms” such as pygmies, and he called different people groups “savage,” “low,” and “degraded.” … Even evolutionist Stephen Jay Gould wrote, “Biological arguments for racism may have been common before 1859, but they increased by orders of magnitude following the acceptance of evolutionary theory”

Darwin considered some nations to be “missing links” between animals and humans as evidenced by this image:

WE KNOW that the races are real but they were caused by the sin of Ham and his family! (Genesis 9)

Darwin — the first Nazi!

1 Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Inevitably, racism led the way to Nazism. In fact, we can without any reasonable doubt claim that Mr. Darwin was the first Nazi, the founding father of fascism and probably a good personal friend of not only Satan but also of Hitler’s family!

Hitler elaborated his Darwinian views by comparing the strong killing the weak to a cat devouring a mouse, concluding that ultimately the Jews must be eliminated.

Here are the soulmates!

We must ask who IS MORE TO BLAME. The inventor of an ideology (Mr. Darwin) or the man who puts it into practice (Mr. Hitler)? Without the “theory” there would NEVER have been an ideology. Thus, Mr. Darwin is the ULTIMATE culprit of all the atrocities of the 20th century including Nazism, Stalinism, Pol Pot, Mao, etc.

Darwin the male supremacist!*

1st Timothy 2:13-14
For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

Finally, it must be admitted that even a vile sinner and a disgusting false man such as Darwin could once in a while get it right. Darwin considered women to be clearly inferior to men. I surmise this was a wild guess and, after all, a broken clock shows the right time twice a day.

Darwin concluded that adult females of most species resembled the young of both sexes and from this and the other evidence, “reasoned that males are more evolutionarily advanced than females”. Many anthropologists contemporary to Darwin concluded that “women’s brains were analogous to those of animals,” which had “overdeveloped” sense organs “to the detriment of the brain”.

This is, of course, true and Godly. Is it enough to save Mr. Darwin from the Furnace of Hell? Of course not, but it must still be told here. As True Christians™ we must include all relevant information about Darwin. It helps the sinners to see the unbiased nature of Creation Science and the fact that also vile sinners are acceptable to Jesus if they repent. Did Mr. Darwin do this? Is it possible that he is actually in Heaven and one of the favorites of Jesus based on Luke 15:2-6.

Did Darwin repent?!


Acts 3:19

Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;

He did not. Unfortunately. This fact is verified by Creation Scientists of very high quality.

…there are many inconsistencies that make the story untenable… He [Mr. Darwin] was certainly not bedridden for six months before his death. Further, there was nothing to indicate that he was always studying the Bible.

This is an often-told story but it does not seem to be true.
Thus, Darwin is in HELL. He really, really deserves to be there. Please, sinners, take heed! Avoid his fate! Repent NOW! Cast away the evil lotion folly of a man who was severely handicapped in the mental department, a lunatic, a retarded product of several generations of incestuous sodomy, a sadist killer Nazi! A person like that could not have produced a well-formulated theory. Compare this to GOD. He is perfect. He is omniscient. He has formulated a theory that stands and never falls. CREATION. All this is told in the Bible.

Here we can see Mr. Darwin in Hell with Mr. Malthus.

* The misogyny of Darwin is explained as something undesirable by Answers in Genesis and Creation Ministries International. This is most unfortunate and shows that also these highly-respected organizations of Creation Science have succumbed to lieberalism and sodomy.

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