How to make an atheist cry
The following story has been known to make atheists cry! An atheist in godless England went to London Zoo with his 5 year old son. In his hand he held a Bible. When they More...
God's News Ticker
May 2016
STOP being Left-handed!!!
God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special? Approximately 10 percent of the More...
One Soul Saved Is Worth More than Billions Suffering on Earth
John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal. Suffering. Billions are desperate, ravished by More...
WARNING! Extreme sexual content – animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
Brothers and Sisters, depravity of Darwinist monkey-worshiper does not stop on verbal and direct attacks on God. They also use animals against Christianity. Here are just few More...
Depression? It Could Be Your Lack of Faith.
If you are feeling depressed, that means Jesus is far from you. One needs to ask what he or she has done to offend the Lord. With Jesus in our lives, our hearts are always More...
AD HOMINEM – Always Fallacious for Atheists, Always a Good True Christian Argument!
Personal attacks, appeal to character, appeals to personality! As True Christians™ we have to tolerate this on a daily basis. Atheist scum does not miss any opportunity to More...
Catholics don’t even follow the Ten Commandments!
It took me a long time to figure it out, but here it is: Catholics are so far away from the Bible that they don’t even follow the same Ten Commandments! I’ve More...
Marijuana Makes You Gay
Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil’s weed! The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in More...
Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists
As many of you know, we are losing a great advocate for morality and God with the sad news that Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern will not be returning to office when More...
Saudis, again way ahead of the times, air a TV show on how to properly beat one’s wife.
The Saudis are acknowledging a problem they have with domestic abuse. We all think we are experts on when to hit our wives, but are we really? Khaled Al-Saqaby says we are More...
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