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Ascension Island: A Godly Holiday Destination or a Den of Depravity?

Portrait of Napoleon at Fontainebleau, March 31, 1814, by Paul Delaroche (1797-1856), oil on canvas, 138x180 cm. Napoleonic Wars, France, 19th century. | Photo Credit: [ The Art Archive / DeA Picture Library / M. Seemuller ]
Ascension Day! Glory!

One of the most Magnificent Days in our Godly Calendar! It is the Feast of the Ascension of Our Lord and Sweet Savior Jesus Christ, the Ascension Thursday, the Holy Thursday. Yes, it is the Ascension Day, which commemorates the bodily Ascension of our Baby Jesus into Heaven. He is at this very moment waiting for us to join Him in the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and based on today’s lawlessness and sodomy (2 Timothy 3:1-5), we are quite sure that this will soon happen!

Ascension Thursday also provides us with a long holiday weekend and could there be a better place to celebrate it than the Island that has been named after this unprecedented and terrific event: Ascension Island, in the middle of the Atlantic Sea in a nice tropical climate with very little annoying rain: Fishing, decently-clad swimming, relaxation, some appropriate evangelizing and harmonious prayers! Finally, a very promising destination to worship Jesus on a vacation! It was time to assess this island.

Surprisingly, the results were disastrous. The island is a hotspot of the vilest and most repulsive sins imaginable. The detailed analysis is as follows:

1. Geography and the Unfortunate Phallic Placenames

Where is it? A good question! At first glance this island seems to be far from the Homosexual Headquarters of Today (Europe, Canada, and California) — it is, in fact, somewhere between Papist South America and Hamite Africa.

The image shows us that Ascension Island cannot be investigated totally separate from the other islands that lie in the proximity: Tristan da Cunha, Saint Helena and the Falklandish Islests. Here we get the first clue that something could be amiss: These desolate rocks belong to the Queen of England! The Headquarters of these Jewels of the Crow are in St. Helena: A Papist “saint”! This triggered the harlot alert and, as always, the suspicious were well-founded!

Empress mother of Constantine the Great. She was a native of Bithynia, who married the then Roman general Constantius/Chlorus about 270. Constantine was born soon after, and in 293, Constantius was made Caesar, or junior emperor. He divorced Helena to marry co Emperor Maximian’s stepdaughter. Constantine became emperor in 312 after the fateful victory at Milvian Bridge, and Helena was named Augusta, or empress.

Leviticus 21:14
A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife.

Matthew 5:32
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

A divorced woman!
This makes here definitely a harlot. This also makes this whole Brutish Overseas Territory a nest of harlots. Still, by giving the Ascension Island the benefit of doubt, we investigated further. It was time to take a detailed look at the geography of this suspicious skerry!

As we can see, the place is littered with blatantly open references to the Enemy of everything that is pure and worthy, Satan!

Devil’s Cauldron & Devil’s Riding School! What does this mean?

  • Micah 3:2-3 – Who hate the good, and love the evil; who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones; Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron.
  • Ezekiel 23:6 – Which were clothed with blue, captains and rulers, all of them desirable young men, horsemen riding upon horses.

Now it was clear that we were dealing with sodomy, a trap of the worst kind with desirable young men at the riding school. Could it get any worse. Of course, it could!

Hammock point? Spoon crater? Starting with desirable young men we’re now down to hammocks and spooning!

WARNING! An indecent image below! Warning!

Disturbing images, treacherous times! And all this performed in the name of our Lord’s Ascension into Heaven! How come this is possible?! The answer lies in the sordid history of this Island! The nice name of “Unicorn Point” (Isaiah 34:7) does little to save the reputation of this Sodomite Sanctuary!

2. From a Sodomite Penal Colony into a Rectal Recreation Resort

As it turns out, the first ever settler on Ascension Island was a pervert man who had raped his fellow crewmen on a Dutch ship. The documents regarding this incident are in the Netherlanguage but for the benefit of Creation Scientists, they have been translated into American. Apparently, in the year of Our Lord 1725, a young Dutch homerman Leendert Hasenbosch was left on the island for the anal violations he’d performed!

The details of what happened in the six days between 11 April and 17 April are not known except that the Breede Raad (broad council of the fleet) consisting of the commodore and captains of the entire fleet had met and found Leendert guilty of sodomy on 17 April… ‘full sodomy’, the act of anal penetration.

The criminal sodomite was literate and kept a journal during his stay on Ascension. The details that emerge are horrible:

…anybody would have believed that the Devil had moved his quarters and was coming to keep Hell on Ascension… one of the voices belonged to “an intimate acquaintance of mine; and I really thought that I was sometimes touched by an invisible spirit”…
He saw an apparition similar to a man “whom I perfectly knew, he conversed with me like a human creature, and touched me… 

Satan was there. He touched the man. The man disappeared and only the journal was recovered! The man must have gone with Satan to dwell with him.

The first inhabitants on Ascension were thus this pervert and Satan his lover. The island is irrevocably stained. The stain was reinforced when Napoleon Bonaparte was the ruler and emperor of these overseas territories between 1815-1821. Napoleon was an avid advocate of “gay equality” and “gay marriage” among his soldiers.

…a broad range of emotional and erotic relationships, from combat buddies to soldier lovers… the French Revolution’s emphasis on military fraternity evolved into an unprecedented sense of camaraderie in the armies of Napoleon. For many soldiers, the hardships of combat led to intimate friendships. For some, the homosociality of military life inspired mutual affection, lifelong commitment, and homoerotic desire.

The Emperor of Ascension Island and St. Helena was a “gay champion” (Leviticus 18:22).

Thus, ever since its discovery, Ascension Island has been the leading place for sodomistic relations. It clearly remains like that unto the present day. it boasts with UK and Godly American and NASA military bases. People enjoy serving on this Island! Why? Because of “intimate friendships”.

Let us look at some more images of this desolate desert island with repulsive landscape:

People frolicking half-naked

flaunting their home island in an open invitation to sodomy

3. Bestiality with Bonitos

How do the people on Ascension spend their days nowadays? What would be the activities you’d be forced to partake if you decided to visit this place? Obviously, the sea is all around so you’d be offered the chance to go “fishing”. Actually. It is fish bestiality that takes place. For the sake of our Ladies, the most disturbing visual details of the following image have been slightly altered:

Unprecedented amounts of sinning (Leviticus 18:23). And all this in violation and in mockery of the nice meal Jesus once served His followers:

John 21:13
Jesus then cometh, and taketh bread, and giveth them, and fish likewise.

All this is perfectly legal based on the Law of the Ascension Island!

…every person in St Helena [this also refers to Ascension Island] is entitled to the fundamental rights and freedoms of the individual, that is to say, has the right, without distinction of any kind, such as sex, sexual orientation

They have been given the right to every kind of sex and sexual orientation. There is nothing more to say.

4. Conclusions

Only the rapid coming of Jesus (Revelation 22:20) can solve this crisis in total depravity. However, nukes could provide a rapid immediate response to this threat on humanity.


Bjorn Jensen (02-05-2016 11:36 AM): Apparantly a Jehovist and Anglican (Papist in disguise) hotspot too :angry: The majority of St. Helenians are Anglican. Other religions in St. Helena include (in alphabetic order): the Bah' Faith, ...
Elmer G. White (02-05-2016 11:50 AM): Apparantly a Jehovist and Anglican (Papist in disguise) hotspot too :angry: Brother, while shocking, this is to be expected:(... Papists do not miss any opportunity to experiment with the anal pleasures ...
Joanna Lytton-Vasey (03-11-2016 11:50 AM): I hope this will not be considered "off-topic", as it relates to the neighboring Jehovah's-Witless-infested island of St Helena, rather than to Ascension Island. In an attempt to attract tourism to St ...
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