Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil’s weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

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Thomas Taylor (15-05-2017 09:56 AM): 1.no 2. Yes Hello Miss Dompoes, Well now, that didn't tell us very much did it. Remember God is not very keen on annoying people. Proverbs 27:3 �A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's ...
Dutchsmartie (15-05-2017 11:52 AM): Hello Miss Dompoes, Well now, that didn't tell us very much did it. Remember God is not very keen on annoying people. Proverbs 27:3 �A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is ...
Thomas Taylor (15-05-2017 12:48 PM): I answered your questions, than how am I annoying?:thumbdown: In your own vernacular: 1. No 2. Yes See? Annoying, isn't it? YIC TT ...
Dutchsmartie (15-05-2017 12:53 PM): In your own vernacular: 1. No 2. Yes You are right it is not annoying YIC TTOk ...
Mary Etheldreda (29-12-2017 08:16 PM): California, the most populous state in the Union, and objectively the gayest, is preparing to turn a great number of people from normal to homosexual starting Jan 1. A map of places True Christians� may ...
gayboi900 (29-12-2017 08:21 PM): Weed makes you gay......? Better smoke more of that shit ! :thumbsup: ...
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