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Biblical Geological Time Line

By Ezekiel Bathfire, Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance

Posted on June 1, 2016 by Landover University in Bible Study, Creation Science and Education, Fighting Anti-Christian Oppression, For Our Children

As a member of Landover Christian University, it is part of my job to correct “scientific texts so-called”, into Biblical History.

“Scientific” texts, so-called, often make unashamed references to ludicrously larger lengths of time, “Eras”, which are then subdivide into “Periods” because of the liberal atheist agenda. All these “Eras” and Periods have unnecessarily complex names – the only reason for this is so that “Scientists” can stop you from knowing them, and thus not “joining their club” and laugh at you when you don’t know them.

(You can tell they are all the names are bogus – the stupid scientists even managed to name one after a movie: “The Jurassic” Period.)

It is therefore with great pleasure that I present the following True Christian Conversion guide to the Eras and Periods of God’s Creation:

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Replies:
Ezekiel Bathfire (31-05-2016 05:45 PM): And this brings me on to an article in “Science Daily” in which you can practice conversion. The article is entitled “New evidence connects dung beetle evolution to dinosaurs” ...
Elmer G. White (01-06-2016 04:52 AM): Dear Pastor, Looking at the Table it occurred to me that it is also the most parsimonious solution to the enigma of Geological Time. And based on the Occam's razor, upon which all philosophy of science ...
WilliamJenningsBryan (01-06-2016 08:44 AM): In any Bible (KJV1611) class there is always some tedious and tiresome twit that starts asking just exactly what God did on any given day during the Creation in Genesis. Well now, there's your answer - ...
Bezukhov (01-06-2016 01:08 PM): Now that's something to think about. Maybe these Communist "Climate Scientists" are hoping that if they lower the Earth's temperature then that would lower the temperature in Hell, and then they won't ...
Salvation-Bot 3000 (20-03-2017 11:57 PM): Thank you for helping me understand how the world works. I wouldn't want to get caught up in all of the secular confusion and nonsense in schools nowadays! :wacko: ...
Thomas Taylor (21-03-2017 04:23 AM): Thank you for helping me understand how the world works. I wouldn't want to get caught up in all of the secular confusion and nonsense in schools nowadays! :wacko: Yes, indeed. Now, why don't you toodle ...
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