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Hey Atheists: Why Isn’t It The Year 4.5 Billion?

At the recent Colorado Convention Center, July 1-3 in Denver, CO, Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame threw down some definitive proof of Jesus’ existence. I predict atheists, who demand tangible proof, will ignore the very evidence they have in their homes, and on their cell phones, and use to navigate all the events in all their days. They will because they have to. To accept the proof would be to admit intellectual and spiritual defeat, and they’re too invested in sin to do such a thing, courageous and salvific as it may be.

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Originally Posted by True Christian™ Phil Robertson
He did come, and every last one of you seated in here, and the rest of America, and most of the world, their calendar documents it. It is two thousand and sixteen years since Jesus showed up. Right?

So don’t tell me He wasn’t here!

By the way, if your calendar is dated on, of all the human beings who have ever walked on the earth, and your calendar is dedicated and predicated to just one of ’em? Evidently, something rather large went down back then!

Your calendar documents it!

How come we say, “Uh, it’s 2016 years and I don’t believe in this Jesus stuff.”

And I said, “Well you’re counting time by Him, dude.”

Face it!

So Atheists, why don’t your calendars say it’s July, the year 4.5 billion?

 

 

 


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Mary Etheldreda (08-05-2017 05:34 PM): The chinese uses other calendar. And in the good old days in the Soviet Union, another calendar was used too. In both, Jesus is not mentioned at all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_calendar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_calendar Besides ...
Johny Joe Hold (08-05-2017 05:56 PM): That's because God didn't care about the Chinaman enough to let him know about the Redeemer of Mankind when they developed their calendar, and the Soviets rejected Him. This is grade school stuff. Grade ...
a.lyin'.kid (18-09-2017 12:54 PM): You are literally retarded. Why isn't it 4.5 billion? Because the Gregorian calendar didn't start when the Earth formed. Also why not 14 billion? Way cooler. ...
Basilissa (18-09-2017 03:47 PM): You are literally retarded. Why isn't it 4.5 billion? Because the Gregorian calendar didn't start when the Earth formed. Gregorian calendar was introduced 435 years ago. According to your own logic, ...
a.lyin'.kid (18-09-2017 04:19 PM): I mean it could be? Why not? It's just a human construct that allows us to keep track of dates. ...
Basilissa (18-09-2017 04:50 PM): I mean it could be? Why not? It's just a human construct that allows us to keep track of dates. Well, most calendars are not entirely just human constructs. The Mayan 260 day calendar was indeed a totally ...
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