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Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

Some people have said that anal sex between consenting adults is a “victim less crime”. Nothing could be further from the truth. The victim is God. Let me explain.

Imagine you’re on a perverted site like chat roulette. Where perverts go to have gay hookups and openly display their tallywacker for the world to see. Imagine you’re a moderator or an administrator on that site. You have the the job of deciding who to allow on the site and who to ban. Someone sends you a report. You can’t just ignore it, you have to open it up, read it, and have your eyes assaulted by tallywackers in order to make a decision. People who go on sites like chat roulette and post wangs are FORCING the site’s administrators to watch them.

I think we can all agree that God’s immaculate conception of Mary proves that God is indeed is a straight God that would hate to watch any sort of perversion.

Because God sees and knows all Psalm 147:5, and he sees all Job 28:24 that means he knows about what people do in their bedrooms. Specifically, He knows when they’re having filthy, repulsive anal sex. Now, imagine how God feels. He is the ultimate judge, so in order to be fair in responsible he has to take EVERYTHING into consideration. Meaning, he has to watch homosexuals insert their perverted tallywackers into each other.

Homosexuals know this and yet they still do it, they probably get off on the idea of Jesus watching them insert their tallywackers into each other’s hineys, wearing the crevasse’s of each other’s hineys as masks, and spitting out Jesus’s loving blood in favor of another man’s tallywacker secretion.

They delight in forcing Jesus to endure their perversion day after day. Can you imagine what a place like Sodom and Gomorrah did to God? Day in and day out, penis’s and perversion everywhere. Finally, he wipes Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the earth allowing him to have peace once again. Can you imagine the relief God must have felt?

Now, homosexuals and their radical agenda want to bring that sort of perversion back onto God again! Can you imagine how much God has to contain Himself to protect His favorite nation? Can you imagine how horrible it must be for him to live day in and day out? He is also so loving that he doesn’t even want to shatter our free will by selectively killing off just the gay people, and he even wants to kindly give them a chance to repent from their wicket ways despite how terrible they are to Him.

How much longer can God contain Himself? Can you imagine the relief He must get every time He sends another natural disaster? Can you imagine how much anxious he must be to wipe us all off the face of the Earth, and how much he is constraining Himself out of his pure and undying love for us?

It would be like a human with fire ants all over him, but he is just sitting there and not trying to get them off for fear of killing off the few good ants.

Every homosexual is not just putting themselves at a greater risk of hellfire, but they are endangering us as well just from being in proximity too them! We need to either kill them now or put them off into some secluded group so God can wipe them out with one stroke.

Jail might be okay, provided they are completely placed in solitary confinement, and/or they have their tallywackers removed/, but knowing how crafty they are they will probably find a way to continue to masturbate and perform other sexually perverted acts on themselves and anger God. This is why homosexuals need to be put to death!

 


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Unfalsifiable (27-02-2021 04:17 PM): Hi Basilissa, I didn't know you were speaking for Brother Warrior these days. That's an interesting arrangement. However, if that is indeed what he meant by "immaculate conception", then I think that's ...
Basilissa (27-02-2021 04:46 PM): Hi Basilissa, I didn't know you were speaking for Brother Warrior these days. That's an interesting arrangement.My dear Falsie: I do not dare to speak for anyone - especially not for a True Christian™ ...
Prayer Warrior (01-03-2021 06:01 AM): Immaculate conception of Mary? Isn't that some baby splashing, ring kissing, dress wearing Vulgate nonsense? Might as well ask Pastor Zeke as he is an expert on that these days. :facepalm: Brother Warrior ...
MitzaLizalor (01-05-2021 04:29 PM): There's a difference between "catholic" and Roman Catholicism, isn't there? Surely before the Church of the East (Persian) and the Oriental Orthodox (Indian, Copts, Ethiopian) and the Eastern (Russian, ...
handmaiden (03-05-2021 01:39 AM): . . . there is no such thing as a Christian homosexual. Preach it, Sister! So many of those self-deluded types insist that Jesus never specifically said a word about homosexuality. But He did make a point ...
MitzaLizalor (06-05-2021 04:53 PM): Some great points there, especially how Jesus didn't need to recite the whole Old Testament every time He spoke just to provide context. The people He was speaking to would already know that. James 1:8 ...
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