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Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn’t stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don’t want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn’t have any genitals, he won’t be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he’s been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he’s willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won’t be able to bring me any grandchildren but I’ll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I’m not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?

 


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MitzaLizalor (24-07-2020 11:10 AM): . God does not want you to masturbate: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, ...
TendiesMuncher (24-07-2020 02:07 PM): What part of "Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick" makes you think he's a True Christian™? 😆 Regardless of my status in this church, You as woman have to know your place when talking to a man 1 ...
Mary Etheldreda (24-07-2020 03:00 PM): Regardless of my status in this church, You as woman have to know your place when talking to a man 1 Timothy 2:12: I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to ...
MitzaLizalor (25-07-2020 04:25 PM): Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick) That's not what the Bible says. You really should read it so you know what the f you're talking about here.Your ego and weakness ...
Romeo Rovagnati (05-10-2021 09:02 AM): I know that this thred is so old to the point that the boy has already become a Married man by this point, but i feel to give an advice to the sinners who keeps coming there: If you can't resist the urge ...
WWJDnow (07-10-2021 08:42 AM): If you can't resist the urge of Onanism, try rape instead.No doubt, that is the position of Catholic clergymen. Hell, everyone knows that Catholic pulpits have "glory holes" that allow the altar boys ...
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