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Pastor Ezekiel: The E-mail Prophecies, Part I

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To all God’s People At Landover.

The Voice of the Lord has spoken clearly to me My Mind is filled with Glory and Wonder

Leviathon is a demon I have fought hard. The struggle was tedious and wearing upon the very soul, but I have emerged victorious.I remember the day well. Having sought the solitude of the Wilderness to commune with Our Lord, Whose testing demands upon my time were as the trials of Job. I was in a truck stop near Albuquerque and was quietly having a discussion with a heavenly being, whose name I cannot reveal, when I became aware of the approach of the demon Leviathon. I reached inside my jacket and withdrew KJV1611 and placed him flat on the table. Without turning, I told the heavenly being, whose name I cannot reveal that I now knew that our meeting there was foretold and that the time had come to defeat this Devil’s Minion and, with an expression that was unaltered yet not the same, the a heavenly being, whose name I cannot reveal’shead bowed. As we wandered back towards the motel I asked the a heavenly being, whose name I cannot revea lif he had it in his power to summon Leviathon to preordained coordinates where my power would be at its zenith and he said that was the sort of thing that he could do and where did I want the battle to take place? My calculations, drawn from what was revealed to me as hidden messages deep in the verses of the minor prophets’ writing, proved conclusively that since Leviathon was a Being of the Oceans, the wet and the cold would be of no effect so I filled the tub in the motel room up with scalding hot water and blessed the water. The Heavenly beings (there were now 8 of them) whose names I cannot reveal brought Leviathon and bound him to the tub with a rope of gold around his waist. We fought. My sword was drawn and began and I began the task of stabbing and thrusting

My sword was drawn and began and I began the task of stabbing and thrusting

with all my strength and faith, thinking only of Our Lord who I could see clearly to the side near the radiator. It was exhausting I reckon that it took well over 45 minutes before LEVIATHON’S LIFE’S FORCE WAS EXTINGUISHED. The eight Heavenly beings whose names I cannot reveal removed all signs of this titanic battle except one, and that remains with me but is visible to those of the faith of a True Christian™. The Voice of the Lord has spoken clearly to me My Mind is filled with Glory and Wonder and I send you this to let you know that the world is safer, even for those who do not believe. Our Lord is Wonderful and full of Wonder – I am to go to a place that looks like Pittsburgh but which is not and cannot be nor will be.

I am to go to a place that looks like Pittsburgh but which is not and cannot be nor will be.

Yours In Christ – Project Habakkuk advances – guard your sons and wives with the armor of God – the Time is coming.

Pastor Ezekiel Flint

PS, I hope that someone is looking after the accounts.

PPS, I may call upon one of you – be prepared!

PPPS, Bathfire! Do not release this email until you receive the next one!

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Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 02:27 AM): :huh: I was gone since April and in August someone finally noticed my absence? :badmood: And, Mayor, the damage on my properties is such that the usual division of tithes (90%-10%) is going to be >99% ...
Pastor Ezekiel (21-09-2016 06:45 AM): I dispatched people to work on your place as soon as I heard about the damage, Pastor Zeke. I hope you will be patient as we try to work through this. Knowing how much you dislike songbirds, we had crews ...
Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 06:21 PM): Mayor, I'm expecting you at 11pm sharp tonight! Bring along your 12-yo Miss. M. Rotschild and the 15-yo Mr. C. Lafite so we can deflower them and compare the bouquets. I've got some Left Behind blu-rays ...
BrotherLarry (21-09-2016 07:08 PM): Certainly, Pastor Zeke. I will bring our friends. We are all looking forward to the fierce war against sin we're certain you are about to launch. Say - wouldn't it be great if you had a film crew to ...
Basilissa (30-11-2016 03:01 PM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
Pastor Ezekiel (01-12-2016 05:52 AM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
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