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Pastor Ezekiel: The E-mail Prophecies Part III

Christ Appears

 

 

The AntiChrist

We are lost… lost…

I DID NOT GO EAST… OH NO… I WENT WEST – IT WAS A TRAP. All is darkness, and in that darkness the oppression of the spirit troubled me. I looked to the world and my task and it is pointless – all is pointless. This is the Way of the World. Like Jonah, God’s Prophet, I know I am unworthy. Yes, Jonah became great but I can see no greatness in me. ECCLESIASTES AND JEREMIAH nourish my soul but have far too much levity. We are lost… lost… The people do not listen to the words of God, they have forsaken the Lord and now the foretold abominations will come to pass. And I thought “Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?”

And in that evening the heavens are afire with blood, and a voice came to me and spoke to me, and I turned and I saw, THERE IN WALMART, a figure clothed in White samite shot through with gold and bound around with a golden cord and in His right hand were seven BUGLES One of Gold and six of Silver and the seven bugles sounded and in His right hand there were electric toothbrushes in manly colors that looked like oranges. And I cried out to the Lord!

And in His left hand were thousands upon thousands of drops of sprinkles that glistened grayly like some darkened stars that many demons gazed upon and recorded.

And the seven Bugles were the seven TRUMPS: DONALD JNR, IVANKA, ERIC, MARLA, MELANOMA, IVANA AND DONALD HIMSELF.

And the thousands upon thousands of drops of sprinkles that glistened grayly like some darkened stars, wERE eMAILS sENT bY cLINTON. And they are DARK!!!

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And the figure clothed in White samite shot through with gold spoke and said “I am the CHRIST. I am He by Whom you mission is ordained. Astaroth the Demon controls Fox News, he must be destroyed! Baal lives in Pennsylvania Avenue, he must be deposed before Asmodai can fall and Samael be defeated. And in my right hand appeared a hose pipe that turned into the great serpent. And figure clothed in White samite shot through with gold and bound around with a golden cord became A SECURITY GUARD and I was in the parking lot. I am alone. My faith the only defense – the tire iron was taken by Jesus.

I see them now darkness has fallen. Sapped of strength we must go towards or Not! One flees but the other is moved and in space. He will not attack. Pray for me. The rays are dying down the signal has become weaker – only we who know know the truth that is not known.

…the seven Bugles were the seven TRUMPS: DONALD JNR, IVANKA, ERIC, MARLA, MELANOMA, IVANA AND DONALD HIMSELF…

YIC

Pastor E Flint.

PS:
Nobar!
Tell that woman Bassilla to stop playing with dead things – she should have 6 kids by now!

The rest of you:

  • Make sure that idiot Naill gets some money out of the Brits, and a lot of it while the pound is low against the Mighty Dollar.
  • Is it Faith_Machine or that other one who’s driving a bus? Whoever it is tell him I want a bus Sundays for the Tin Tithers – their old cars are detracting from the beauty of the MegaChurch.
  • Who’s Leroy? He looks useful but uses big words – those in the cheap seats will be mystified – might not be a bad thing though: in terms of dollars per seat, they hardly pay their way.
  • Get Johnny Joe to put a few of the above on his “to do” list – if he’s got one.

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Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 02:27 AM): :huh: I was gone since April and in August someone finally noticed my absence? :badmood: And, Mayor, the damage on my properties is such that the usual division of tithes (90%-10%) is going to be >99% ...
Pastor Ezekiel (21-09-2016 06:45 AM): I dispatched people to work on your place as soon as I heard about the damage, Pastor Zeke. I hope you will be patient as we try to work through this. Knowing how much you dislike songbirds, we had crews ...
Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 06:21 PM): Mayor, I'm expecting you at 11pm sharp tonight! Bring along your 12-yo Miss. M. Rotschild and the 15-yo Mr. C. Lafite so we can deflower them and compare the bouquets. I've got some Left Behind blu-rays ...
BrotherLarry (21-09-2016 07:08 PM): Certainly, Pastor Zeke. I will bring our friends. We are all looking forward to the fierce war against sin we're certain you are about to launch. Say - wouldn't it be great if you had a film crew to ...
Basilissa (30-11-2016 03:01 PM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
Pastor Ezekiel (01-12-2016 05:52 AM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
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