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Real Christian men impregnate real Christian woman (Genesis 29:30, Leviticus 15:32). Real Christian woman get pregnant and have babies for Jesus Christ and Donald Trump. Throw in some Proverbs 23:13-14 and one has a happy God fearing family.

Landover has been warning against Nintendo for a long long time. God punished Nintendo with horrible financial results. Unfortunately this hasn’t kept Nintendo from introducing yet another family wrecking monstrosity.

The Nintendo Switch:

(Yes, it really looks THAT stupid.)

Nintendo created the Switch for people who are incapable of making up their mind. It’s mobile and it’s not mobile. It’s one big controller, it’s several small controllers. The only thing everyone agrees on is that it is a piece of useless crap. Nintendo didn’t even bother to include a game. It is clearly aimed at today’s sexual fluid Hilary youth. Being gay on Monday, bisexual on Tuesday and serial raping Galapagos penguins on Wednesdays.

The vibrating Switch controllers are especially suspicious. They can be split into smaller controllers making it far easier to insert them into one’s behind. Nintendo actively promotes people should do this together. The fake media is dangerously enthusiastic about this: “Nintendo’s HD Rumble will be the best Switch feature of 2017“. Entire families will be annaly orgasming themselves to the eternal fires of Hell with these soul killers.

I am certain Donald Trump is going to put a stop to this as soon as he completes his wall, makes Mexico pay for it, kills Obamacare, rebuilds our infrastructure and prevents any Muslim from ever again entering America.

Replies:
Scoutman03 (22-03-2019 06:24 AM): Probably you've damaged your eyes by staying up until 4 AM every night playing the video games in the dark. "Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, ...
MitzaLizalor (25-03-2019 08:00 AM): Not wishing to seem excessively "liberal" but nevertheless always trying to see the other person's point of view, I understand that games are marketed as "harmless" and that people who do them are not. They ...
Scoutman03 (28-03-2019 11:33 PM): Not wishing to seem excessively "liberal" but nevertheless always trying to see the other person's point of view, I understand that games are marketed as "harmless" and that people who do them are not. They ...
Didymus Much (29-03-2019 12:18 AM): ...How do games go against God? :facepalm: The post you replied to (without reading, obviously) explained that quite clearly. ...
Cranky Old Man (30-03-2019 02:01 AM): Games are harmless, it's been proven over and over. If you would be capable of searching the internet, which apparently is above your skill level, it would take you 1 second to see you are completely wrong: The ...
Scoutman03 (08-04-2019 05:54 AM): If you would be capable of searching the internet, which apparently is above your skill level, it would take you 1 second to see you are completely wrong: The impact of electronic media violence: Scientific ...
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