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God doubles down on oral offenders with unstoppable super gonorrhoea!

For too long, oral offenders have put perverted slobbering mouths all over orifices intended for to only be used as a poop disposal, and along with cooters and tallywackers that were solely and intelligently designed for the sole purpose of delivering soldiers for Christ. Worse yet, dirty same-sex scoundrels use their mouths in ways never they were never intended or designed for to bypass God’s perfect order of one tallywacker to one cooter.

However, this is all about to change soon! Apparently, the already existing STDs weren’t enough to give sinners the message. Previously, gonorrhoea was somewhat treatable. Probably so sinners could realize the errors of their ways, repent, and live a disease-free lifestyle. Unfortunately, sinners were abusing the privilege. Thinking that their dodged bullet was a free pass to continue in their sinful ways.

Well, God was getting fedup. So for those particularly vile oral offenders, he created a new unstoppable gonorrhoea, which is being dubbed “super-gonorrhoea

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-40520125

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Oral sex is producing dangerous gonorrhoea and a decline in condom use is helping it to spread, the World Health Organization has said.

It warns that if someone contracts gonorrhoea, it is now much harder to treat, and in some cases impossible.
The sexually transmitted infection is rapidly developing resistance to antibiotics.
Experts said the situation was “fairly grim” with few new drugs on the horizon.
About 78 million people pick up the STI each year and it can cause infertility.
The World Health Organization analysed data from 77 countries which showed gonorrhoea’s resistance to antibiotics was widespread.
Dr Teodora Wi, from the WHO, said there had even been three cases – in Japan, France and Spain – where the infection was completely untreatable.
She said: “Gonorrhoea is a very smart bug, every time you introduce a new class of antibiotics to treat gonorrhoea, the bug becomes resistant.”
Worryingly, the vast majority of gonorrhoea infections are in poor countries where resistance is harder to detect.
“These cases may just be the tip of the iceberg,” she added.
Throat infection
Gonorrhoea can infect the genitals, rectum and throat, but it is the last that is most concerning health officials.
Dr Wi said antibiotics could lead to bacteria in the back of the throat, including relatives of gonorrhoea, developing resistance.
She said: “When you use antibiotics to treat infections like a normal sore throat, this mixes with the Neisseria species in your throat and this results in resistance.”
Thrusting gonorrhoea bacteria into this environment through oral sex can lead to super-gonorrhoea.
“In the US, resistance [to an antibiotic] came from men having sex with men because of pharyngeal infection,” she added.

If anything, I think this is the type of hero we should be celebrating to children rather than that gay sex symbol superman. Oral offenders beware, super-gonorrhoea is not going to let you get away with your vile acts!

 
Replies:
WilliamJenningsBryan (10-07-2017 08:00 AM): Um, guys? A moment? Yeah, uh, the thing is, you're cheering for evolution here. That's what this story is. So... 😆 Since when did "evolution" start warning people not to sin? If it ...
refridgerator (11-07-2017 03:09 AM): Jesus came here to do not harm to us: Why on earth you assume Jesus invented this super gonorra? Under your reasoning, the sinner deserves the infection because they don't follow the holy word becoming ...
Elmer G. White (11-07-2017 06:34 AM): Jesus came here to do not harm to us: Why on earth you assume Jesus invented this super gonorra? Under your reasoning, the sinner deserves the infection because they don't follow the holy word becoming ...
Prayer Warrior (11-07-2017 10:02 AM): Um, guys? A moment? Yeah, uh, the thing is, you're cheering for evolution here. That's what this story is. So... 😆 Even if, hypothetically, I grant the notion that microevolution occurs over small ...
Brock Landers (14-07-2017 02:28 AM): I sure hope this does't fizzle out like AIDS and Ebola. ...
Elmer G. White (14-07-2017 05:23 AM): I sure hope this does't fizzle out like AIDS and Ebola.Verily, this is being decided as I write this. In this very place and time, the Battle between Jesus and Satan, Good and Evil, President Trump (as ...
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