Unfortunately there are those DELUDED FALSE CHRISTIAN LUNATICS who think they know the Mind of The Almighty:
|Harold Camping, who famously (and incorrectly) predicted the world would come to a fiery end on May 21st, has again predicted that the world will end. Camping, 90, posted the new prediction on his website, FamilyRadio.com .
“What really happened this past May 21st? What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen. That was to warn the whole world that on May 21 God’s salvation program would be finished on that day. For the next five months, except for the elect (the true believers), the whole world is under God’s final judgment. To accomplish this goal God withheld from the true believers the way in which two phrases were to be understood. Had He not done so, the world would never have been shaken in fear as it was.”
Camping quickly became the butt of many jokes after his last attempt to predict gloom and doom failed. Regardless of the jokes, Camping wasn’t deterred , telling the Associated Press that he wasn’t embarrassed and that his prediction was just “premature. Read more: “
Knowledge of the End of The World requires that God speaks to Christian people: He does not. He speaks only to people who are True Christians™.
How many times have you heard someone say, “I prayed to God for an answer, and He told me…” or worse still, “The Bible says…” and then begin to spout some garbage? I bet it’s hundreds of time a day (especially if you live near Catholics but then that’s what you get for not having sufficient Blessings to live in a better neighborhood.)
So, I hear you say, “If God speaks to True Christians™, when will the World-and-All- That-Is-In-It end?”
And I say, “It’s all there is The Bible if you can but read it.”
Let us look at Matthew:Chapter 24 (all of it) in which Jesus tells of the signs of The Rapture, and in particular
Matthew:24:4: And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
[…]And then Jesus lists the signs and says
Matthew:24:15: When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand.)
Matthew:24a:19 And woe unto them that are with child,
Do you think that Jesus didn’t know that a pregnant woman can still run quickly? No! He knew that full well! Jesus, as God, created them! So what is this about ?
Well to understand this, we have to look at Jesus’s Wisdom and insider knowledge and I ask you to turn your Bibles to
Matthew:22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
We can also read at
1Co:6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
So, if, in Heaven there is no marriage and if in Heaven there is no fornication, then it stands to reason that there will be no births in heaven.
And now Matthew:24:19 should become clear to you. Women who are pregnant at the time of the Rapture will not be going to heaven. For if they did, it would mean (i)they would give birth in heaven or (ii) they would remain pregnant for all eternity or (iii)during the Rapture Flight to Heaven an abortion would have to be carried out.*
Now another pair of Bible verses confirm this:
1Th:5:2: For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
1Th:5:3: For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
So what of Matthew:24:35: Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
M’t:24:36: But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. ?
Well, that is simple. Just as you did not know until you read this Sermon from Landover, up until that time, neither did the Disciples know. But now, we know that Jesus was giving them all the clues – “M’r:4:23: If any man have ears to hear, let him hear.”
OK, we can now get an idea when the World will end: It will end when there are no pregnant women on earth.
I think we are all old enough to know what causes babies, so if we stop it, there will be no pregnant women and the Rapture, for which we all fervently pray, will arrive.
*There is the small trickle-down effect that all pregnant women who die go to Hell, but a moment’s thought will show you that this is quite just because they have effectively killed an unborn child.
Diesel Stanford (13-04-2019 10:47 PM): You, yes, you behind the bike sheds, don't just quote Scripture, say something, laddy.I suppose, that "after" means "after". ...
MitzaLizalor (14-04-2019 01:20 AM): I'm trying to follow this. "After" means after the tribulation the sun is darkened? Matthew 27:45 Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth hour. There's a darkened ...
Diesel Stanford (15-04-2019 04:48 PM): I'm trying to follow this. "After" means after the tribulation the sun is darkened? Matthew 27:45 Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth hour.There's a darkened sun. ...
Didymus Much (15-04-2019 08:34 PM): Thanks, I appreciate the correction. Nevertheless, I am looking for the scripture that says the tribulation was seven years. How about answering her question, instead of shifting to a whole new set of ...
MitzaLizalor (17-04-2019 12:16 PM): Because it was Hatshepsut? ...
Dana723 (17-04-2019 10:28 PM): Because it was Hatshepsut? Gesundheit, Sister. ...
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