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How to Land a Good Husband

This thread will serve as a tool to help the single ladies of Landover land a good husband.

Here are a few tips to start. Please feel free to add your own suggestions. I’m sure the single ladies will appreciate it.

#1: Touch his arm when you are speaking to him. This will get his attention.

#2: Send him a random text message midday. A True Christian man will appreciate a special scripture quote.

#3: Ask him a question about something he knows a lot about (such JESUS or fixing cars or mowing the lawn)

#4: Give him a very specific compliment. Always make the compliment sincere.

(Telling a guy he’s funny, handsome, or smart or extra GODLY is always appreciated but don’t be too flirty, he will think you are a whore)

#5: Show off your cooking talents by baking him his favorite pie or a nice pot roast after Church on Sunday.

#6: Show off your cleaning abilities by cleaning his house on a weekly basis.

#7: Wash his feet like you would for JESUS.

Dating news flash: Guys like to show off for you. So if your True Christian gentleman could use an ego boost, there’s nothing like letting him feel like an expert. Ask him about fishing, JESUS, how to BBQ the perfect pig — whatever he’s in to. Just remember to nod frequently and look really interested (but not like a whore).

 


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Basilissa (30-04-2019 05:22 PM): brother Larry, aren't good husbands hard to find in this times? I think one needs to ask the Holy Spirit to direct one to the right partner.what you say sir?Why would you be praying to find a right husband, ...
Collinslaw (30-04-2019 05:29 PM): Why would you be praying to find a right husband, dear? :fear2: You should rather be praying for a wife, like God commands!Yes,that's true.I used my former message as a general example. Thanks ...
Isabella White (30-04-2019 05:45 PM): Yes,that's true.I used my former message as a general example. Thanks Dear Mr. Collinslaw: And are you sure you are truthfully following the Scriptural commands as found in the :kjv1611:? Are you seriously ...
Collinslaw (30-04-2019 06:11 PM): Dear Mr. Collinslaw: And are you sure you are truthfully following the Scriptural commands as found in the :kjv1611:? Are you seriously seeking a wife (a true, real female, and not one of those "conversion ...
Isabella White (30-04-2019 06:28 PM): As a true Christian, I look for a true Christian wife. I rarely see Christian women who obey God's word HERE. Dear Mr. Collinslaw: can you please explain why you think you rarely see Christian women who ...
Collinslaw (30-04-2019 06:37 PM): Dear Mr. Collinslaw: can you please explain why you think you rarely see Christian women who obey God's word HERE? May I remind you of where you are? This is :landover-fancy:, :forum-fancy:. I can ...
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