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The Campaign for Donald Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize: LET’S MAKE NOBEL GREAT AGAIN!

This isBIG!!! Yuge!!!
Because of the advice by me, Jesus and OUR Church, my President and confidante Donald Trump is gonna get the Nobel Peace Prize this very year 2018 of our Lord Jesus! Covfefe and Praise Jesus and Me His humble servant! Donald not only got the Presidency, …

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…he may soon have a Nobel Peace Prize to show for it. Trump and Kim are currently the favorites to win the prize, according to one British oddsmaker, and some of Trump’s aides are telling reporters that a lasting thaw between North and South Korea should win Trump the award.

All this because a few years ago I launched the Mission to Korea. We even have pics prepared for Donnie’s victorious address to the Swiss Nobel Committee!

It’s not gonna be any peace but the Peace of Jesus and Donnie and me! All us True Christians™ will be celebrating but it’s gonna mean havoc and  for all the homers and infidels and negligent tithers! Ha!

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John 14:27
Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

My sheep, you can post here all the wonderful things that the Donald has done for World Peace as I’m certain that the Swiss authorities will be monitoring our Forum extremely closely during the next months!

Glory!


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Prayer Warrior (23-12-2018 01:48 AM): I'm FURIOUS. Turns out instead of our beloved President, they split the prize among two bozos. They couldn't even make up their minds! https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/peace/2018/summary/ Apparently, ...
Dennis Lukes (23-12-2018 02:13 AM): In my eyes, the Nobel Committee lost all credibility when they failed to award the Peace Prize to George W. Bush. By launching his Iraq War, he personally was responsible for hanging the Butcher of Baghdad, ...
Prayer Warrior (24-09-2019 04:23 AM): As Donald Trump accurately points out, he'd get a Nobel prize if they were given out fairly. Since he doesn't have one they obviously aren't. https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1176194996116086784/ ...
Johny Joe Hold (27-09-2019 06:18 PM): This is a great time to push forward with Nobel Peace Prize for President Trump. Just recently he needed our troops to invade a country but passed on that and took a peaceful approach. It happened during ...
Joanna Lytton-Vasey (27-09-2019 08:08 PM): President Trump needed information about what kind of monkey business the son of Joe Biden had been up to in Ukraine.If I can go off at a bit of a tangent here, I don't understand why Joe Biden doesn't ...
Johny Joe Hold (27-09-2019 10:34 PM): If he also self-identified as an honest, non-plagiarising woman and a mother, he'd have the nomination sewn up. Thank you, Sister Joanna. I think voters should ponder the term "character". Here is a guy ...
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