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Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts! 

God Bless!

 


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Romeo Rovagnati (03-11-2021 08:51 AM): If Jesus was blonde, it would totally make sense. He was a carpenter and IKEA is in Sweden. ...
Basilissa (03-11-2021 05:46 PM): If Jesus was blonde, it would totally make sense. He was a carpenter and IKEA is in Sweden.Your reasoning makes perfect sense, padre, which is unusual for a Catholic. :hmmm: Have you converted to Baptist ...
MitzaLizalor (07-11-2021 11:23 AM): I'm similarly hopeful reading The Bible is not to be discouraged or prohibited outright and to bring any seeker of Truth along, Judges is always fantastic. Judges 1 21 Are there recusant collectivists ...
Skelter_floof (09-11-2021 05:52 PM): If Jesus was blonde, it would totally make sense. He was a carpenter and IKEA is in Sweden.Eh, when it comes to IKEA, I'm pretty sure it's only woodcutters who work there. The onus of carpentry skills ...
Elmer G. White (10-11-2021 03:49 AM): Eh, when it comes to IKEA, I'm pretty sure it's only woodcutters who work there. The onus of carpentry skills is placed on the consumer.Please, do not give too much credit to the Swiss Swarm that invented ...
MitzaLizalor (13-11-2021 02:32 PM): Here's some promoting cheese. Note the hats. https://iicmelbourne.esteri.it/iic_melbourne/resource/img/2018/08/guggemusik.jpg ...
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