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Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation

One of the most tremendous eruptions ever, the Vesuvius incident in 79 AD! Carefully documented by a pagan historian, Pliny the younger. Ignorant geologists and evolutionists, not to mention cosmologists, have claimed that this eruption was caused by a magma chamber, molten rock deep inside the Earth’s innermost core. Their opinion has ruled supreme and the much more simple and plausible True Christian™ explanation – God’s Wrath (e.g., Exodus 15:7) – has been all but forgotten by the sodomizingmasses. Recently, new powerful evidence emerged. Instead of a magma chamber, there was a bedchamber filled with lust and animalistic sounds of self-abuse and auto-erotic breeding. A corpse of the 79 AD eruption was discovered.

This pagan believer of the Jupiter cult knew that death was imminent. He saw the pyroclastic flows emerge from the top of the volcano. Instead of finally turning to Jesus and accepting the Gospel, he decided to continue fondling his own genitals until he was buried under molten lava and ash while still holding the organ of his condemnation. A simple act of repentance (Matthew 9:13) would have been enough. Instead, the cleansing volcanic eruption was opposed by the orgiastic eruption of this man’s semen.

How do we know that it was God who orchestrated this preview of Hell approved to all Antique audiences?

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor
 abusers of themselves with mankind,

Psalms 11:6
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.

God is in charge of eruptions. If someone tries to usurp His power by controlling his own emissions, God will intervene. He did intervene. Pompeii is no more. The man in the picture, remains. In Hell

Creation Science is not ambiguous and volatile unlike atheist science. We know the Truth™. We look for evidence to confirm the Truth™. This can usually be found in Prayer but sometimes in secular observations, such as the picture of the masturbating man. It is a warning. The brimstone stores of Jesus are well-stocked. The next pyroclastic flow will occur soon. It will annihilate the wasted semen of the next masturbator. Beware. Even if you die at the moment of ecstasy and release, the subsequent eternity in infinite Torment still remains.

      

Yours in Christ,

Elmer 

 


Replies:
Reverned Budha Arlah (03-01-2019 09:00 AM): Indeed, mein Fuhrer. Masturbation should not be allowed in homosexuals and Romans.:jesus::joo: ...
Elmer G. White (03-01-2019 10:16 AM): Indeed, mein Fuhrer. Masturbation should not be allowed in homosexuals and Romans.:jesus::joo:Dear sinner, I don't think that the German language is appropriate on God's Favorite Forum, and, if used, ...
Mary Etheldreda (29-07-2020 09:39 PM): Portland, Oregon is next. Who will join me in praying for the glorious destruction of Portland, Oregon via volcano? ...
Alvin Moss (30-07-2020 02:02 AM): Portland, Oregon is next. Who will join me in praying for the glorious destruction of Portland, Oregon via volcano? Amen, Sister. I have been praying for that and similar forms of destruction for some ...
WWJDnow (04-08-2020 06:22 AM): It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord. ...
Elmer G. White (07-08-2020 02:49 PM): It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.Brother in Christ, I strongly suspect that masturbation is also a cause of volcanism and ...
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