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Catholic Eucharist with transubstantiation – it means actual oral sex with Jesus Christ!

Brethren and the less unintelligent Sisters in Christ!

Our Creation Science Team has just finished an important Research Project into the nastiest things that Catholicism has to offer. We examined their views on the Lord’s Supper with bread and wine. It is well-known that the Catholickals live under the illusion that the bread and wine become the real body of Jesus Christ because of some conjuring tricks by their “priests”. Let us look at this eerie yet outrageous activity in pictures.

horrible image. What would it mean if the bread and wine actually became Jesus in His total masculine humanity? Let us take a cautious look at the Catholic Catechism, a book that has replaced the Bible in the Papist cult.Quote:

The mode of Christ’s presence under the Eucharistic species is unique. It raises the Eucharist above all the sacraments as “the perfection of the spiritual life and the end to which all the sacraments tend.”In the most blessed sacrament of the Eucharist “the body and blood, together with the soul and divinity, of our Lord Jesus Christ and, therefore, the whole Christ is truly, really, and substantially contained.”
“This presence is called ‘real’ – by which is not intended to exclude the other types of presence as if they could not be ‘real’ too, but because it is presence in the fullest sense: that is to say, it is a substantial presence by which Christ, God and man, makes himself wholly and entirely present.”

I emphasized the two key sentences. They claim that the bread and wine are the whole body of JesusNothing is left out. According to the Catholic heresy, the Lord’s Supper contains Jesus’s sirloin, His nasal snot glands, His well-developed deltoids and biceps, His gluteal ham, his spleen, his thyroid gland, his windpipe and…

…and his penis and rectum.

Here’s the Real Jesus as the autumn calendar figure.

The Catholics – if they were correct – would be receiving Jesus’s penis into their salivating lustful mouths every single time they partake the so-called “Eucharist”. They are, in fact, doing this because of their insatiable horniness to give Jesus oral sex.

What does this mean for the Papist swarm, the people who blindly obey and follow Pope Frances?

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

They will not get into Heaven. Every single person who swallows the Catholic Eucharist is doing it with the image of swallowing Jesus, the whole Jesus and nothing but Jesus. Even if it not True™, these people think that it is true so they are imagining swallowing the entire body of Jesus including his sirloin and deltoids and spleen and … rectum and penis. As this is all make-believe does it count? It does.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

This means that all who participate in this ritual have committed adultery with Jesus, i.e., to put it in plain everyday language of the youth, given Jesus a homersexual or a whoristic blowjob

The transubstantiation is imaginary but the oral sex is real

Is this contained within Matthew 12:31. I dare say it is. Fornication with Jesus who dictated all His orders through the Holy Spirit. The only question that remains is not if we should nuke Vatican but why we haven’t nuked it already. Could this also explain the widepread and constant underage anal sex that is practiced in countless Catholic churches as I write this research report? Obviously, it could.

It is by God’s Grace that we have the Real Jesus with us every day until the End of Days and every day from there to Eternity!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer 


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Collinslaw (30-04-2019 02:36 PM): You had a father who was an uncle? :fear2:wow , you amaze me ma'am. You know what is called a Reverend father in that evil religion called catyolick right? ...
Brother Gonzalez (30-04-2019 04:06 PM): wow , you amaze me ma'am. You know what is called a Reverend father in that evil religion called catyolick right? She is a woman, Collin, and we all know God did not create women very smart. Please spare ...
Collinslaw (30-04-2019 04:16 PM): She is a woman, Collin, and we all know God did not create women very smart. Please spare the witty remarks on them. Thanks! Yeah,thanks. I agree with you brother Gonzalez. Noted:innocent: ...
Dana723 (30-04-2019 10:21 PM): You had a father who was an uncle? :fear2: I received an infraction for my post, and while my feeble brain doesn't understand why, I know a :true-fancy: would only reprimand me for something I did wrong. ...
Collinslaw (01-05-2019 07:47 AM): I received an infraction for my post, and while my feeble brain doesn't understand why, I know a :true-fancy: would only reprimand me for something I did wrong. I shall spend some time in my prayer closet ...
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