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Masturbation: Worse than the Holocaust

The Logic:

  • The average volume of semen released when a man makes love to his wife is 2.75 mL.
  • The average spermchild count in men is 180 million spermchildren per mL.
  • Therefore, the average number of precious spermchildren released into the wife during lovemaking is 495,000,000.
  • Even if we accept that the Holocaust happened, high-end estimates place the number killed at 11,000,000. The last time I checked, that’s a lot less than 495,000,000.
  • The supposed victims of the Holocaust included the following:
    • Jews
    • Homosexurals
    • Communists
    • Gypsies
    • Cripples and Retardeds
    • Various ethnics
  • What do each of these groups have in common?
    • They all reject Jesus Christ as their personal LORD and Savior. His (temporary) sacrifice means nothing to them.

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 

  • What do the unborn have in common with one another?
    • Each and every one has a chance to grow up and love Jesus! Every precious spermchild has a chance to become a True Christian™.

Jeremiah 1:4-5
Then the word of the Lord came unto me, saying,
Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee;
and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee,
and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

The Facts:

  • Even if we assume for the sake of argument that the Holocaust occurred, it basically amounts to 11,000,000 Christ-deniers meeting an early end. They wouldn’t have gotten into Heaven anyways.
  • Every time a man spills his seed outside of his wife’s womb while she is ovulating, he robs 495,000,000 potential Soldiers for Christ of their chance to grow up fearing and obeying the LORD. That is 495,000,000 chances to grow up, life a life of righteousness, and join us True Christians™ in Heaven for all eternity. 
    • Granted, most would probably ultimately fail to meet the requirements to receive God’s unconditional love (Matthew 7:13-14), but out of a half billion, there’s sure to be at least a couple thousand who would walk in Jesus’ footsteps and seek His face.

The Conclusion:

  • Every act of masturbation is a larger affront to God’s Kingdom than the Holocaust.

So don’t squeeze your tallywhacker unless you want God to squeeze you in the winepress of His wrath!

Revelation 14:19-20
And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God. 
And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.

Levi Jones (22-08-2014 04:09 AM): Powerful science, brother. 100% proof of intelligent design too. Half a billion precious lives to make sure we get the job done to be fruitful and multiply. :thumbsup: ...
Elmer G. White (22-08-2014 05:16 AM): :fear2::fear2::fear2::fear2::fear2: Dear Brother. This is devastating information and I'm certain all teenage self-abusers reading this are going to stop that vile habit IMMEDIATELY. I also realized ...
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