Donald Trump’s Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!
Once again, President Donald Trump proves that you don’t require academic education in physics or astrology to become the expert in Biblical Cosmology. While atheist paraphiliacs claim that the Sun is the center of the Universe
and that planets and stars circumnavigate it in epicycles or crystal spheres, President Trump knows better!
|In a tweet, Trump criticised his own administration’s space policy, firing a shot at Nasa for talking about returning to the moon.|
“For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago,” he wrote.
“They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”
Several pivotal principles are proven here:
1. The best way to unravel the mysteries of space is to pray and contemplate and use the Godly intuition of a certified alpha Male.
2. The only way the Moon and Mars could be parts of one another is that they are exactly the same distance from Earth This can only happen if the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) is an actual solid spherical (semi-) structure over the Earth’s disk. This means that the Bible is, once again, correct. Mars is much closer than we think and during ancient times parts of it touched the ground and you could visit is easily!
Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars’ hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstiti
3. This means that the astrological theory of President Trump is much more than a theory. It is exactly as reliable as Jesus’Birth, Death and Resurrection, as real as Noah’s Flood, as certain as Judas’parallel deaths by hanging and gut-bursting. God bless President Trump!
Yours in Christ,
MitzaLizalor (10-06-2019 02:06 PM): Yes. Thank you for that. In Paul's address he refers to "The Unknown God" which evidently his audience was familiar with. He describes certain attributes of God—unknown to the denizens of Mars Hill—including ...
Didymus Much (10-06-2019 04:37 PM): 😮 What a brilliant idea! I hope Mr. President Trump will be the first to explore Mars... Don't we all. <_< Here's hoping his space suit fits as well as his tuxedo. 😆 ...
handmaiden (11-06-2019 03:34 PM): Don't we all. <_< Here's hoping his space suit fits as well as his tuxedo. 😆 Hmm. . . I am not certain of your sincerity, Mr. Much. I am concerned because many of the recent space suits have ...
MitzaLizalor (12-06-2019 10:37 AM): I've heard there's some new "spacesuits" based on a close fitting nano-chain-mail fabric. https://www.nasa.gov/directorates/spacetech/strg/holschuh.html It would be important for The President to have ...
handmaiden (12-06-2019 12:46 PM): Chain mail? He should be wearing that now to protect him at all times! ...
MitzaLizalor (13-06-2019 08:27 AM): Yes, there are some attractive designs available. ...
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