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Can furries go to Heaven?

A visitor asks a pertinent question for today’s lost youth. Our True Christians set him straight, with 100% accurate Biblical advice (guaranteed!), and personal stories to touch the open heart longing for Hope:

All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?


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Kyrre Eliasen (18-09-2019 10:02 AM): It is called Hell. I understand now that all people in heaven must be the same and all others must go to hell. Thank you Sir. ...
Basilissa (18-09-2019 01:17 PM): I understand now that all people in heaven must be the same and all others must go to hell. Thank you Sir.Well, duh - that's why God gave us all free will. We have the free will to either blindly follow ...
Romeo Rovagnati (27-09-2019 01:32 PM): Can furries go to heaven?The only answer that i can give to this question is: good people go to Heaven (and by good i mean thoose according to the Catholic tradition). Now, are furries good people? Did ...
Basilissa (27-09-2019 01:47 PM): Also, while no Catholic Church would ever admit a furry in, i believe that Orthodox Churches may be more tolerant towards them, since they believe that Saint Christopher was a Dog-man.:bad: Eww! Man, ...
Isabella White (27-09-2019 02:00 PM): The only answer that i can give to this question is: good people go to Heaven (and by good i mean thoose according to the Catholic tradition). However i've also seen some furries calling themselves Christian, ...
MitzaLizalor (27-09-2019 02:01 PM): Eww!Did you notice it's wearing eye liner and cream or pale wheat toned eye shadow? ...
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