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Can furries go to Heaven?

A visitor asks a pertinent question for today’s lost youth. Our True Christians set him straight, with 100% accurate Biblical advice (guaranteed!), and personal stories to touch the open heart longing for Hope:

All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?


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Kyrre Eliasen (17-09-2019 10:37 AM): I think there may be a furryheaven. People can not live together so there must be several heavens. ...
Dennis Lukes (17-09-2019 12:03 PM): :lol:I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to mock anything at all! I simply made a joke. I don't quite fear my eternal damnation either, as long as I live a happy life here on Earth, I'm content. 🙂 So if next ...
Fritzy (17-09-2019 07:12 PM): Well, what matters is that I'm happy in the moment! Whatever happens in the future is exactly that: In the future. I live for the present! Anyways, as long as I'm not hurting anyone, I'm happy!:squee: I ...
James Hutchins (17-09-2019 07:47 PM): I think there may be a furryheaven. People can not live together so there must be several heavens. It is called Hell. ...
Kyrre Eliasen (18-09-2019 10:02 AM): It is called Hell. I understand now that all people in heaven must be the same and all others must go to hell. Thank you Sir. ...
Basilissa (18-09-2019 01:17 PM): I understand now that all people in heaven must be the same and all others must go to hell. Thank you Sir.Well, duh - that's why God gave us all free will. We have the free will to either blindly follow ...
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