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Can furries go to Heaven?

A visitor asks a pertinent question for today’s lost youth. Our True Christians set him straight, with 100% accurate Biblical advice (guaranteed!), and personal stories to touch the open heart longing for Hope:

All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?


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Dutchsmartie (29-07-2019 10:29 AM): . . . . . . . . .(babble disregarded) It has been shown that wearers of strange apparel are repugnant to God. Why would God want to spend eternity with people He found so foul? he loves everyone, except ...
MitzaLizalor (29-07-2019 10:52 AM): A couple of problems here. Why are heathens (who, for example, roast and eat their own babies stuffed with sausages and olives) equally accepted by God and secondly why should bizarro clothing EXPLICITLY ...
Henry Poppendorfer (07-08-2019 02:56 AM): I'm afraid I don't understand the premise of your question. You seem to imply that someone who dresses up like a base animal--as I understand it, often without their "fursonas" even in clothes!!!--could ...
MitzaLizalor (07-08-2019 11:54 AM): I'm afraid I don't understand the premise of your question. You seem to imply that someone who dresses up…………I used a fairly extreme example of the heathen things they'd do—I'm ...
Henry Poppendorfer (08-08-2019 02:55 AM): GOD bless you and yours for being willing to expose the furry stain of sin among us, even at the expense of some of your business. It is the LORD's work to sort out these types, but it is ours to raise ...
Dennis Lukes (09-08-2019 12:06 AM): If these people want to be animals so badly, we ought to change the laws so they can have their personhood status revoked. If a "deerkin" wanders onto my sights during hunting season, i ought to be able ...
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