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Can furries go to Heaven?

A visitor asks a pertinent question for today’s lost youth. Our True Christians set him straight, with 100% accurate Biblical advice (guaranteed!), and personal stories to touch the open heart longing for Hope:

All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?


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MitzaLizalor (27-09-2019 02:01 PM): Eww!Did you notice it's wearing eye liner and cream or pale wheat toned eye shadow? ...
Romeo Rovagnati (07-10-2021 03:53 PM): I've changed my mind: now i have the confirmation that people in fursuit can actually go to Heaven! :clap: In the image below we have a man that dresses himself as a dolphin and does everything to fight ...
handmaiden (15-10-2021 07:37 PM): Why is it that I suspect that the person in the dolphin suit is actually a woman? ...
Dennis Lukes (16-10-2021 01:30 AM): Fappy is the mascot of Stop Masturbation Now, an evangelical organization devoted to combating the sin of... you guessed it. Like Westboro, their theology is sound but their singleminded focus is a bit ...
Romeo Rovagnati (16-10-2021 08:05 AM): furries, need to know that Jesus Christ hates them just as much as homosexuals and masturbators. Well, it depends on your point. There are some Christian examples like the one that i posted above, and ...
MitzaLizalor (16-10-2021 03:05 PM): Well, it depends on your point. There are some Christian examples like the one that i posted above, and pagan examples, like these: https://i.postimg.cc/g0VYjjf1/Kievskaya-psaltir-kinocefal.jpg Yes, we ...
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