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Jesus has set the Amazon on Fire! GLORY!

It’s official. Jesus hates the Rain Forest!

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Originally Posted by BBCThe official figures show more than 75,000 forest fires were recorded in Brazil in the first eight months of the year – the highest number since 2013. That compares with 40,000 in the same period in 2018.

Let us not forget, Jesus prefers the desert. When profitable, it’s good to protect the forests, but if Jesus loved them most, He would have been born in Brazil, or the Congo, or Oregon. But He wasn’t, and I think it might be because of the mosquitoes, but anyway, He decided to impregnate His mother and be born in Israel. In the desert. 

People will come to you for support to help put out the fire in the Amazon, but True Christians™ know our priority is saving Souls for the LORD’s Second Coming (Matthew 24:14). It is not to preserve the earthly paradise for atheists, hippies, and vegetarians (John 15:1917:16Philippians 3:20Colossians 3:2). Those who are most committed to preserving the environment are atheists and advocates of abortion. 


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Basilissa (19-09-2019 08:43 PM): Yes, that answers it I suppose! I just can't fathom why anything would create something so beautiful just to inevitably destroy it... Other than pinatas. Pinatas are nice. What's the use of destruction ...
Ditzy (19-09-2019 08:48 PM): Yet what is there to enjoy? What could ever possibly come from destruction other than just that, destruction? If He loves this world so, wouldn't he wish to protect it and give it his affections? ...
Didymus Much (19-09-2019 09:20 PM): ...If He loves this world so, wouldn't he wish to protect it and give it his affections? Seeing as the Bible ends with God* destroying everything and everyone He doesn't directly save, I'm gonna call ...
Basilissa (19-09-2019 10:16 PM): Yet what is there to enjoy? What could ever possibly come from destruction other than just that, destruction? If He loves this world so, wouldn't he wish to protect it and give it his affections?Not according ...
Ditzy (19-09-2019 11:45 PM): Ah, I've never read the bible so I apologize for being a bit clueless. I just can't personally fathom any reasoning, so it's extremely foreign to me... I can't help but love life! ...
Basilissa (19-09-2019 11:57 PM): Ah, I've never read the bible so I apologize for being a bit clueless. I just can't personally fathom any reasoning, so it's extremely foreign to me... Well, here's the thing: if you wanted to follow God, ...
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