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Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

By Johny Joe Hold, Mayor of Freehold

I’ve been trying to figure out why more people keep getting the Corona Virus. It doesn’t seem to be because they are unhealthy or live in unsanitary conditions. After one has eliminated all the other possible causes we’re back to sin.

So, the question then is which sin in God punishing us for? We know he hates homerism. But there are so few of them it doesn’t seem like he would do a broad brush punishment. And, some homers are not getting sick.

This thing is world wide. The sin God is punishing the entire human race for has to be one broadly practiced. There is only one such sin, masturbation. God is literally killing people for committing this terrible sin.

When people learn their lesson, God will call off the disease. Let’s all do our part to stop the Corona Virus.
Replies:
Johny Joe Hold (29-11-2021 04:20 AM): Modern medicine sometimes comes up with something truly foolish. There is a study which concludes men who masturbate more have less prostate cancer. This is impossible. Masturbation is a sin. God would ...
Dennis Lukes (30-11-2021 03:56 AM): Modern medicine sometimes comes up with something truly foolish. There is a study which concludes men who masturbate more have less prostate cancer. This is impossible. Masturbation is a sin. God would ...
simply_maryMc09 (06-01-2022 01:58 PM): Okay, so for most of us this might be obvious, but obscenity removed is fun! Its helps us deal with the obscenity removed, and has several scientific benefits to help us deal with the current COVID-19 ...
Johny Joe Hold (06-01-2022 03:18 PM): My goodness, MaryMc. This is a serious site. We were having a serious scientific discussion about a public health issue. Then you come along and pollute our efforts with unChristian ideas. We True Christians ...
handmaiden (06-01-2022 07:42 PM): Okay, so for most of us this might be obvious, but obscenity removed is fun! Its helps us deal with the obscenity removed, and has several scientific benefits to help us deal with the current COVID-19 ...
WWJDnow (08-01-2022 04:49 AM): Just a thought--do different masturbation methods cause the different virus variants? I realize that they're all sinful, but we might want to focus our efforts on eliminating the most virulent forms of ...
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