God's News Ticker

Join me in boycotting JoJo Siwa, a Chinese plant to make American youth turn into Gays!

JoJo Siwa is somebody young people look up to. She’s cheerful, friendly, fun, and sings and dances. She got her start appearing for two seasons on Dance Moms, and is best known for her singles “Boomerang” and “Kid in a Candy Store.” JoJo Siwa posts daily videos of her day-to-day life on her YouTube channel, “Its JoJo Siwa.” She is so popular with children that Time Magazine included her in one of the 100 most influential people of 2020.

It should be noted JoJo Siwa never danced for the LORD, is never seen with the timbrel and harp.Let them praise his name in the dance:
let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.
Psalms 149:3
Nor does she ever dance to celebrate Military victories or glorify Trump, with or without tabrets and other instruments.

And it came to pass as they came, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, that the women came out of all cities of Israel,
singing and dancing, to meet king Saul, with tabrets, with joy, and with instruments of musick.
1 Samuel 18:6

Despite having 32 million followers on youtube, JoJo Siwa decided to come out of the homer closet on TikTok, a Chinese public youtube alternate for people with short attention spans and executive function disabilities. You can see how she makes this announcement on her TikTok here.

What tipped me off to her was this picture she shared on Twitter with such big, bold letters. It reminded me of Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Relax” style. Who does that anymore? This is suspicious!

When reprimanded by a parent, JoJo Siwa shows no remorse. None at all. In fact, she looks positively giddy at losing a normal fan. Perhaps this is to increase the strength of the peer pressure for her young fans to embrace the Gay?

Has JoJo Siwa never heard of the Bible? Is she completely unaware of what the LORD thinks about homers?

Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God?
Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites,
nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10

Lesbians are all these things. They fornicate with themselves, they idolize wet, slimy body parts, they commit adultery with themselves thus depriving their husbands a faithful wife, they commit front sodomy which Jesus hates, and they are drunk on sin.

Why is this young woman, clearly of menstrual age, not married and honoring her husband with children by now? This is the reason Jesus created women, as it had become painfully clear that Adam wasn’t getting on well with just animals to keep him company on the earth.

And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone;
I will make him an help meet for him.
Genesis 2:18

I have the answer. Jesus impressed it upon my heart in prayer. JoJo Siwa is a Chinese plant to turn American children into Gays. She’s a veritable Homer Pied Piper, and unless we pay the Communists their ransom, we’ll never see our children whole and healthy again.

Friends, we cannot let this stand! The Chinese must understand the power of the Free Market! Jesus loves the Free Market. Let us BOYCOTT this young Jezebel and prayer the LORD turn her commie little heart around before it’s too late!


Replies:
MitzaLizalor (10-02-2021 07:31 AM): What unusual makeup! It reminded me of a firework display! II Corinthians 11:14-15 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers ...
Romeo Rovagnati (12-02-2021 07:59 PM): Wait, are you telling me that JoJo is actually a little girl? :fear2: Because there is a chinese comic-book with the same name that is very likely to be homoerotic. (Warning! Potential homoerotic content ...
Johny Joe Hold (13-02-2021 03:11 AM): This is just what we can expect from the Biden Administration, gay medicine. We need to tighten our safety belts, it's going to be a bumpy moral road. ...
Show all 3 replies.