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Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19?

All American hero Donald Trump described Covid-19 as ‘a blessing from God’.

I think that is truly amazing. I want to receive the same blessing!

What is the most reliable way to get Coronavirus?

I already threw away all my protective gear and invited a few friends who have Covid-19, and refuse treatment of course, to receive the same blessing. I also stopped washing my hands and started hugging random people.

Would this do the trick? Is there more I can do?


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Prayer Warrior (16-02-2021 08:11 PM): There is a big blah blah blah in the press about this: In some places wealthy people are getting vaccinations while those with less have to wait. Hospital Board members, for example, are slipped in when ...
Cranky Old Man (16-02-2021 10:38 PM): I just learned that because I already got the Covid-19 from Trump, that I am immune. So when Biden's vaccination gestapo arrives, I will be ready for them! Matthew 9:12 "But when he heard it, he said, ...
MitzaLizalor (17-02-2021 01:32 AM): Matthew 9:12 "But when he heard it, he said, “Those who are well have no need of a physician"A very encouraging Scripture. There's a direct link between physical wellbeing and spiritual wellbeing. ...
Isabella White (18-02-2021 12:28 AM): I just learned that because I already got the Covid-19 from Trump, that I am immune. So when Biden's vaccination gestapo arrives, I will be ready for them! Matthew 9:12 "But when he heard it, he said, ...
Mary Etheldreda (15-05-2021 01:25 AM): This is just some kind of madness! Messengers receive "tips" on how to treat coronavirus. Some idiots are spreading nonsense about throwing soda into boiling water and breathing this steam. It doesn't ...
MitzaLizalor (15-05-2021 01:01 PM): Is there more I can do?Christians are inured to suffering, not necessarily due to torture at the hands of disbelievers but because of Christ's Infinite Torture dished out by pagans on the whim of a mob ...
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