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Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19?

All American hero Donald Trump described Covid-19 as ‘a blessing from God’.

I think that is truly amazing. I want to receive the same blessing!

What is the most reliable way to get Coronavirus?

I already threw away all my protective gear and invited a few friends who have Covid-19, and refuse treatment of course, to receive the same blessing. I also stopped washing my hands and started hugging random people.

Would this do the trick? Is there more I can do?


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Johny Joe Hold (16-02-2021 12:23 AM): There is a big blah blah blah in the press about this: In some places wealthy people are getting vaccinations while those with less have to wait. Hospital Board members, for example, are slipped in when ...
MitzaLizalor (16-02-2021 03:14 AM): Jesus promised: John 14:14 If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. I've heard suggestions that Jesus was simply talking about miracles He performed at the time, healing someone because ...
Prayer Warrior (16-02-2021 08:11 PM): There is a big blah blah blah in the press about this: In some places wealthy people are getting vaccinations while those with less have to wait. Hospital Board members, for example, are slipped in when ...
Cranky Old Man (16-02-2021 10:38 PM): I just learned that because I already got the Covid-19 from Trump, that I am immune. So when Biden's vaccination gestapo arrives, I will be ready for them! Matthew 9:12 "But when he heard it, he said, ...
MitzaLizalor (17-02-2021 01:32 AM): Matthew 9:12 "But when he heard it, he said, “Those who are well have no need of a physician"A very encouraging Scripture. There's a direct link between physical wellbeing and spiritual wellbeing. ...
Isabella White (18-02-2021 12:28 AM): I just learned that because I already got the Covid-19 from Trump, that I am immune. So when Biden's vaccination gestapo arrives, I will be ready for them! Matthew 9:12 "But when he heard it, he said, ...
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