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QUIZ: “Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?” Most accurate test ever!

I’m often asked whether or not a person is going to end up in heaven or hell. Fortunately, we can know the answer to that. God has laid down the law so precisely and clearly in the AV1611 King James Bible, that we can know whether or not you and I are going either to join Jesus in the Kingdom of Heaven or be tortured for an eternity by Satan in Hell. This test was created by me, the Rev. Jim Osborne, with full Biblical reference. It is 100% accurate.

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Am I Going to Heaven or Hell?

A fun Christian quiz by Rev. Jim Osborne, Th.D., D.Min., pastor at Landover Baptist Church, Freehold, Iowa.

Please respond to the following answers truthfully. If you totally agree with the statement, choose YES, if you don’t choose NO, and if you are undecided or of mixed opinion, choose MAYBE. You can print out this page and circle the YES or NO or MAYBE answers. Otherwise, just write down the numbers 1-50 on a sheet of paper and put a Yes, No, or Maybe besides it as you go along with the test.

1) God created the Earth in seven literal days and the Genesis account is 100% accurate with no room for error.
YES / NO / MAYBE

2) Women should suffer in childbirth and not be allowed pain-killing drugs.
YES / NO / MAYBE

3) God would destroy the Earth because He is angry with it.
YES / NO / MAYBE

4) A 90 year old woman can get pregnant.
YES / NO / MAYBE

5) Homosexuality is morally wrong and deserving of death.
YES / NO / MAYBE

6) People shouldn’t have tattoos.
YES / NO / MAYBE

7) Everyone should stay away from psychics, astrologers, and mystics.
YES / NO / MAYBE

8) Handicapped people should be banned from entering a church.
YES / NO / MAYBE

9) Unicorns exist.
YES / NO / MAYBE

10) It is solely up to God whether someone is rich or poor.
YES / NO / MAYBE

11) I wear clothes that are 100% material and not mixed (i.e., shirts that are 50% polyester, 50% cotton)?
YES / NO / MAYBE

12) If a man marries a woman who is not a virgin, and he ends up hating her, should he have a right to gather his neighborhood together and stone her to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE

13) If a man rapes a virgin woman who is not engaged, should he pay her father some money and be forced to marry her?
YES / NO / MAYBE

14) Does God hate it when we tolerate other people’s religions?
YES / NO / MAYBE

15) Should non-believers be put to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE

16) There is no such thing as a good atheist. All atheists are evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

17) Are earthquakes caused by God?
YES / NO / MAYBE

18) Poor homeless people deserve to starve to death because they don’t trust in God.
YES / NO / MAYBE

19) Does God laugh and get amusement about sending people to Hell?
YES / NO / MAYBE

20) Some people are just born evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

21) Tithing to your church will make you rich.
YES / NO / MAYBE

22) If you put your trust in the Lord, He will make you fat.
YES / NO / MAYBE

23) The Sun revolves around the Earth.
YES / NO / MAYBE

24) If a person doesn’t believe in Christ, they can’t go to Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE

25) Jesus came not to send peace, but a sword.
YES / NO / MAYBE

26) People should love Jesus even more than their own family members.
YES / NO / MAYBE

27) Jesus considers the pope to be Satan.
YES / NO / MAYBE

28) Castrating yourself for God is a good way to get into Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE

29) Do not let unbelievers into your house.
YES / NO / MAYBE

30) A good Christian hates the world.
YES / NO / MAYBE

31) Christians should not have any friends or associates who are non-Christian.
YES / NO / MAYBE

32) Witches and pagans should be executed.
YES / NO / MAYBE

33) We as Christians should judge people.
YES / NO / MAYBE

34) Christians can judge everything we want to, and no unsaved person can judge us for that.
YES / NO / MAYBE

35) Science is wicked and should be avoided.
YES / NO / MAYBE

36) Cross-dressing is an abomination before God.
YES / NO / MAYBE

37) Women need to shut up and not speak in church.
YES / NO / MAYBE

38) Women should not have any authority over a man and have no power to teach them.
YES / NO / MAYBE

39) Women that wear braided hair, gold, or expensive jewelry are harlots. No Christian woman should dress like that.
YES / NO / MAYBE

40) Wives need to obey whatever their husband tells them.
YES / NO / MAYBE

41) We should follow secular law.
YES / NO / MAYBE

42) We Christianscannot sin.
YES / NO / MAYBE

43) Catholics are not Christians.
YES / NO / MAYBE

44) We need to follow all of the Bible, not just parts of it.
YES / NO / MAYBE

45) If you break a single one of God’s commandments, you will go to Hell.
YES / NO / MAYBE

46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.
YES / NO / MAYBE

47) People should tithe generously to their church even if they are dirt poor and struggling to make ends meet.
YES / NO / MAYBE

48) God creates both good and evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

49) God purposely makes people be born retarded, handicapped, blind, deaf, etc.
YES / NO / MAYBE

50) When Jesus said “Judge not, that ye be not judged.” he wasn’t telling us not to judge others at all, but just warning us not to judge hypocritically.
YES / NO / MAYBE

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Scoring
For every YES answer you marked, add 2 points. For every NO answer, add 0 points. For every MAYBE answer, add 1 point. The lowest score possible is 0 and the highest possible is 100.

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Results
If you scored 0 – 99 …. YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! God sees no difference between a filthy atheist who has committed great sins throughout his life and a false “Christian” who has followed most of God’s law, but not all. If you score below 100, then that means you are not following all of God’s Word and are therefore hellbound.

If you scored 100 … YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN! Congratulations! You will join us all at Landover Baptist Church sitting at the right hand of Jesus for eternity! GLORY!

“Wait??? Aren’t these results wrong? Why are so many people going to Hell?”

Jesus tells us in the Gospels that most people will go to Hell and very few are admitted to Heaven.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

I hope you enjoyed the test and make sure to vote your results on the poll! 


Replies:
Isabella White (01-07-2019 02:25 PM): I got zero Hello Mr. Heath, and :welcome-flowers: to :forum-fancy:, at :landover-fancy:. It appears that you are new here, and we would love to get to know you. Please visit our Introduction Forum, ...
Mary Etheldreda (18-02-2021 05:14 PM): I am reading the bible, and I have heard the story. I just didn't make the connection immediately. I saw it as more of a scientific question because I think scientifically(I am a very knowlege driven person.) Science ...
DemonBrat (04-03-2021 05:25 PM): heaven is a place filled with Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses anyway, it sounds like a terrible place no wonder lucifer rioted ...
Didymus Much (04-03-2021 07:08 PM): heaven is a place filled with Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses anyway... Maybe you'd like to support this claim with some KJV Scripture? *pretend I've cared enough to source and insert a tired Tommy Lee ...
Dennis Lukes (04-03-2021 10:12 PM): heaven is a place filled with Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses anyway, it sounds like a terrible place no wonder lucifer rioted There will not be a single Mor(m)on or Jehovah's Witless in Heaven. They ...
Joanna Lytton-Vasey (05-03-2021 11:46 AM): There will not be a single Mor(m)on or Jehovah's Witless in Heaven. They are devil-worshipping heretics who spit on the Bible and thumb their nose at Jesus. You'll join them in Hell unless you follow the ...
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