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Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Hello lovely True Christians, wrong Christians and Atheist negros,

I want to tell you something, which is an very important topic for me.

I want to speak about defecate or making poo.

When you defecate every day, there is no danger for you. 

The poo is so small that you have no feelings while doing it. But when you do it every 5 or 6 days, the poo gets so big and much that it could give you some feelings which are wrong and could send you into the hellfire!

1.kor 6,9:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Gays like to wait weeks before they do it!!

Yes, they wait weeks before they defecate. Because when they have no other man to do sodomy,they wait weeks and then when they go to toilett they get an orgasm because of their prostate

Psalm 139:2:

139:1 O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
139:2 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
139:3 Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.
139:4 For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether.
139:5 Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.

So my advice is to defecate every day and you have no problems with this subject.

Keep in mind that god is everywhere!

Thanks.


Replies:
Professor Bessemer (17-08-2010 12:24 AM): The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing ...
Brother Harold Porter (17-08-2010 01:22 AM): The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing ...
Morgana (17-08-2010 03:21 AM): So shall I get you all a glass of Epsom Salts or just a table spoon of Castor Oil? Both work wonders! :thumbsup: ...
Mary Etheldreda (18-02-2021 02:36 AM): So shall I get you all a glass of Epsom Salts or just a table spoon of Castor Oil? Both work wonders! :thumbsup: The Word of God is Nature's Laxative, my dear. :dancing-poop: Put on therefore, as the ...
Johny Joe Hold (18-02-2021 03:25 AM): The Word of God is Nature's Laxative, my dear. Colossians 3:12-15 This thread is an example of Landover Baptist's commitment to both happiness and health. Both are available through Jesus. ...
Faith_Machine (18-02-2021 10:56 AM): I can't imagine going more than an hour or two without moving one's bowels. If I had that kind of control, I'd still have my stage acting career. ...
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