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POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE’d want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I’ll bet HE’d like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you’re one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE

Amos5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it

What’s the WORST False Religion?

Mary worshipping Cathylics

Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)

Babbling Boodists and Hindoos

Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion

Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers

Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs

Kill ’em all. The Lord knows His own.

Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats

Self Proclaimed Psychologists

Peak Oil / Emo Economics

Obamaism (He ain’t my Messiah)

Spaghetti-worshiping fools

Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.

Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists


Replies:
MitzaLizalor (26-02-2021 06:51 AM): Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.Thank you for contributing to the forum. I never use butter substitutes and am ...
Johny Joe Hold (26-02-2021 02:59 PM): Baptwism by some margin (Not a poor butter substitute). Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour. Sad. True but sad. Bless ...
MitzaLizalor (27-02-2021 06:38 AM): In light of so many religions now promoting falsehood instead of Truth (if they ever knew what the word meant) and using the familiar "fish" logo, perhaps an actual crown-of-thorns starfish would be more ...
DemonBrat (04-03-2021 06:01 PM): Baptist Christianity is a false religion ...
James Hutchins (04-03-2021 07:55 PM): Baptist Christianity is a false religion Not at all friend. All the members here are Baptists and True Christians(tm). We bow as hard as the wind, as bright as the sun and as deep as the oceans with edges ...
handmaiden (05-03-2021 01:53 PM): ...
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