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POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Posted on February 20, 2021 by Landover Baptist Church in Bible Study, Fighting Anti-Christian Oppression, Homosexual Agenda, Society & Politics

I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE’d want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I’ll bet HE’d like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you’re one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE

Amos5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it

What’s the WORST False Religion?

Mary worshipping Cathylics

Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)

Babbling Boodists and Hindoos

Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion

Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers

Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs

Kill ’em all. The Lord knows His own.

Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats

Self Proclaimed Psychologists

Peak Oil / Emo Economics

Obamaism (He ain’t my Messiah)

Spaghetti-worshiping fools

Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.

Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists


Replies:
Roland (24-06-2022 02:15 PM): All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lordKarl. Who are you? Would you care to introduce yourself? ...
MitzaLizalor (24-06-2022 02:48 PM): All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lordKarl.Karl? Is that the new crackpot religion? Landover is not based on "religion(s)" but on simple historical ...
Didymus Much (24-06-2022 03:04 PM): All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lordKarl. It's Carl, with a C. :angry: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/athfwiki/images/7/71/Carl.png ...
MitzaLizalor (24-06-2022 03:33 PM): We've already covered Carl with a C. Please try to keep up. Perhaps some more Swiss music is necessary?5N1m9NMOsPUNow will you accept Christ? ...
RoccoSiegheili (21-08-2022 02:25 PM): No Asatru , Rodnovery, Romuva ect? Those are the best "false religions" ...
MitzaLizalor (21-08-2022 04:10 PM): No Asatru , Rodnovery, Romuva ect? Those are the best "false religions"We're actually looking for THE WORST false religions. ...
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