“A” is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order
Jesus hates a variety of things, so many in fact, that anyone short of a Biblical scholar can have trouble keeping track of them all. I thought it might be handy to have a mnemonic available for reference by the spiritually challenged…if this goes well, I might have this printed and bound into a childrens’ book. Obviously, Jesus passionately despises far more than just 26 things, so feel free to go as many rounds as you like.
“A” is for Anal Sex
“B” is for Bastards, I am pretty sure Jesushates them too: Deuteronomy 23:2 and Hebrews 12:8.
“C” Contraception.
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
This includes Condoms and please bear in mind that according to Genesis 1:22 contraception is also prohibited from those of the Created Avian kind.
“D” is clearly for DEMONs and DEVILs, which is a group so foul that they are hated by Jesus, who battled them fiercely on a daily bass, even turning a flock of them into pigs one time! I LOVE thtstory!!
Quote:
| Mark 5:1 And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes. 5:2 And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit, 5:3 Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains: 5:4 Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him. 5:5 And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones. 5:6 But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him, 5:7 And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not. 5:8 For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit. 5:9 And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many. 5:10 And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country. 5:11 Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding. 5:12 And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them. 5:13 And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand) and were choked in the sea. 5:14 And they that fed the swine fled, and told it in the city, and in the country. And they went out to see what it was that was done. 5:15 And they come to Jesus, and see him that was possessed with the devil, and had the legion, sitting, and clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid. |
Education.
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
Fornication.
“G” God hates Goths with a passion.
“H” God hates Homersexurals, that much is clear.
Quote:
| If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Lev.20:13 |
Immigrants.
Nehemiah 4:17
Joos
Kosher.
Genesis 9:3 “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
Lasciviousness.
Menstruation
Onanism.
Genesis 38:9 “And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.”
Quote:
| Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. 19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. 19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. 19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS. |
“Q” THIS I know for sure: God HATES the Quran. It is book written by and for demons.
Religious Tolerance
Shrimp
Temptation
“U” God hates the Unrighteous.
Quote:
| We are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags. Isaiah 64:6 |
Vegetarians are pussies.
Whoremongers are judged harshly and sent to hellfire.
Quote:
| Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. |
Xanthicus, the name of a month which occurs in 2 Maccabees 11:30, 33, 38. It corresponds to Nisan (April) of the Jewish calendar. And the books of the Maccabees don’t appear in the KJV (aside from editions that include the Apocrypha), so God hates it due to:
Revelation 22:18 “For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Ok, it’s a stretch, but it’s the only word that begins with “X” that appears in the Bible (that I know of) so… yeah.
^^^If you weren’t a devil worshiping atheist, you would know that there are innumerable things that God hates that do not appear in the Holy Bible.
You for example.
Zoroastrians. Exodus 20:3
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Diesel Stanford (05-05-2018 07:32 PM): J is for James White... the man who denies that the King James Bible is perfect. Woe unto him! Great article by brother David J. Stewart exposing him: Beware Of James White's False Teachings ...
Mary Etheldreda (30-08-2022 01:29 AM): K is for kabbalah, a Jewish theosophy and theurgy developed by rabbis. It was based on a mystical method of interpreting Scripture by which initiates claimed to penetrate sacred mysteries. It is safe to ...
handmaiden (30-08-2022 02:17 AM): L is for lesbians (probably mentioned before) and M is for marriage between lesbians. N is for nose jobs. The Lord knows why. ...
MitzaLizalor (03-09-2022 02:56 PM): L is for lesbians (probably mentioned before) and M is for marriage between lesbians. N is for nose jobs. The Lord knows why.H is for head jobs, where the hair and eyelids and the mouth and chin and ...
handmaiden (04-09-2022 04:58 PM): Some people's need for attention is excessive. ...
MitzaLizalor (05-09-2022 04:40 PM): I don't really have time to read all of this, can someone please make a comprehensive list of these words and update the OP?Has anyone done the list for Mr King yet? ...
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