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If you masturbate it means you’re gay…

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you’re getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.


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Mary Etheldreda (29-07-2020 08:55 PM): Don't most god fearing men hire prostitutes for this sort of thing? Nonsense. God fearing men make a contract with each other to procure a newly pubescent bride, as Jesus Likes It. ...
Black man (02-08-2020 03:33 PM): I am very very glad that I found salvation in jesus by giving up masturbation. I'm also thinking of cutting my arm if any thought of sin occurs to me again, what do you think about this? ...
Dr. Anthony J. Toole (02-08-2020 04:17 PM): I'm also thinking of cutting my arm if any thought of sin occurs to me again, what do you think about this? I think.... you need to try a bit harder. ...
James Hutchins (05-08-2020 04:46 PM): Every time I see a man masturbating, hands moving in a near blur in a effort to expel potential Soldiers for Christ(tm) from their turgid member and commit murder I am simply put, disgusted. No matter ...
handmaiden (08-08-2020 06:24 PM): People who say, "God" when having reproductive sex know at that moment that they are glorifying God (even if it is in an icky way). People who masturbate may as well call out Satan's name. ...
Ryan2021 (07-03-2021 03:38 AM): Friend, unlike you, we 'stick together based on our unwavering concern regarding Christianty. You stick togther due to the thick coating of Gaysexual Man Seed coating your limbs and torso. Quite foul ...
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