Eucharist Information for Catholics
When sitting in one of your social gathering places surrounded by plaster saints and other graven images, and as you waited for your turn to take the knee, you must have More...
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Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus
I’ve been trying to figure out why more people keep getting the Corona Virus. It doesn’t seem to be because they are unhealthy or live in unsanitary conditions. More...
What to Do if You Think You Have COVID
Say you’re coughing, getting headaches, and are constantly tired. In other words, you’re feeling a little chop suey fluey. Here’s how to handle it: Do NOT More...
Adam and The Covid-19 Virus
An atheist, catholic or pagan would not imagine there was much connection between Adam and the Covid-19 virus, but to the discerning Christian not only is the connection More...
Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services
Are you trying to Jew Jesus, people?! There have been false rumors spreading about some people contracting the virus from me and Donnie, and that we should get self-isolated More...
Does God have a soul?
I am often asked, “Does God have a soul? And if He does, what use is it to Him?” (And one person actually managed to add “Does this mean that God goes to a More...
Lest We Forget The TRUE Meaning of Thanksgiving…
The arrival of Europeans on the east cost of North America occurred not in 1620, but well before. French and Dutch fishermen and settlers had been in the area as early as More...
Joe Biden Denied Wafer
Every once in awhile there is a glimmer of hope for the cathylicks. So the pope decides that Mary worshiping is out and substitutes some pagan Amazonian “Pacha More...
The Function of the Poor in a Christian World
When Christ said, “Mar 14:6 And Jesus said, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a good work on me. Mar 14:7 For ye have the poor with you always, and More...
Commie China Censoring Ten Commandments
There are many things to admire about the chinks, and building walls is one of them. So far the only way we’ve found to deal with unruly mooselimbs is to bomb them More...
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