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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-10-2012 07:47 PM

Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012
 
Folks, Re-Enactmentfest 2012 is getting closer every day and that means it's time to practise for everybody's favorite section: the Terri Shiavo Look-Alike Contest.

Last years winner will be here again, but don't be discouraged. This year we'll be adding more points to the sound category. I want people's ears to bleed as your agonized death shrieks almost drown out the sadistic laughter of the jew doctors. Last years winner just gurgled a bit, which was not compensated for by her utterly perfect rigor mortis impersonation (Anyone remember her name? You know, the morticians wife?)

In other news, we're having trouble finding Mexicans for the Mexican-American war re-enactment. A few entirely accidental bayonet woundings and the latin rumor mill went nuts. Typical hysteria from those hot-blooded latins.

Preparation for the War Of Northern Aggression re-enactment is going smoothly, nothing to report.

Daisy Mae Johnson 03-14-2012 04:12 PM

Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012
 
GOD Bless Terry!

The winner can also copy and paste this beautiful avi of Terri to their personal albums.


http://image.blingee.com/images17/co..._1658434.gif?4



http://img1.funscrape.com/en/blessings/6.gif


Love,
Sister Thumper

Johny Joe Hold 03-14-2012 05:16 PM

Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 858484)
GOD Bless Terry!

The winner can also copy and paste this beautiful avi of Terri to their personal albums.




Love,
Sister Thumper

Well put, Sister. It is imparative we keep alive the memory of this wonderful human being.

Her life was taken just when it had so much potential.

Dr Laurence Niles 03-14-2012 05:22 PM

Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012
 
She could have produced many Warriors for Christ :angry: She would have been the perfect True Christian™ wife: docile, compliant, pliant with not a thought in her pretty head :thumbsup:

It turns my stomach that this obligation was denied to her.

YIC
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Bob4God 03-14-2012 09:56 PM

Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012
 
I am ashamed to admit I had entirely forgotten about the Terri Schiavo tragedy, but am at least relieved to finally remember what that "Never Forget" bumper sticker is on my car and where it came from.

Pastor Ezekiel 03-15-2012 04:18 AM

Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012
 
I recall the day when Pastor Al and I went down to see it. Sweet Jesus the smell was overwhelming, but the photos looked good on the LBC Christmas Cards that year. B)



Maybe someone can find a copy in the Church archives.


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