| Jeb Stuart Thurmond |
11-25-2019 04:37 PM |
Re: Looking for young Christian Women to corrupt...
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Thank you for your:- unsupported opinion(s)
- empty slogan(s),
- Three Word Chant! Three Word Chant!
repetition of one the same 3 out-of context Sunday-School scripture quotes that are the complete Biblical knowledge of every false-Christian
We have not been successfully manipulated by your use of the following slimey leftist rhetorical manipulation trick(s):To continue our relationship, please: Send me your credit card information- Tell us more about yourself
Clarify where you stand politically- Explain the main point of factual disagreement, and help form a base of agreed common ground
- Learn the basics of grammar, punctuation, and readable text
- Improve your English skills
Wait for the drugs to wear off- Wait for the drugs to kick in
- Pull the bone out of your nose
- Get on your knees and beg sweet Jesus for forgiveness
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