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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 02-16-2011 06:58 AM

It's official: bad wives are terrorists
 
An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects. (aka The "No Fly List")
He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is 'not conducive to the public good'.
As a result the woman was unable for three years to return...
Got that, ladies? Any more overcooked steaks and your next shopping trip to Dubia might end up being a sunburn-inducing THREE YEARS longer than expected. I'm not naming names, but you know who you are.

You're either with us or you're with the terrorists.

Brother Enoch 02-16-2011 10:05 AM

Re: It's official: bad wives are terrorists
 
Tough love. Now that she's home after spending 3 years in Pakkyland, I expect she's learned when to keep her yap shut. This guy deserves a medal for creative husbanding. :thumbsup:

Sister Kitty 02-16-2011 11:08 AM

Re: It's official: bad wives are terrorists
 
This story displeases me. Greatly. :angry:

This 'woman' has cost her husband his job. She clearly does not know her place. I would greatly enjoy having 5 minutes alone with her, or even 2. :threaten:

MitzaLizalor 02-16-2011 11:59 AM

Re: It's official: bad wives are terrorists
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Kitty (Post 695830)
This story displeases me. Greatly. :angry:

This 'woman' has cost her husband his job. She clearly does not know her place. I would greatly enjoy having 5 minutes alone with her, or even 2. :threaten:

She definitely needs sorting out. Peraps now she could be sold? Were there any children - they could be sold too.
That poor man :jar:

Matthew 18:25 But forasmuch as hee had not to pay, his lord commanded him to bee sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.

Albasha 02-21-2011 12:13 PM

Re: It's official: bad wives are terrorists
 
How dare she! :angry:

Genisis

The man said, ‘This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called “woman,” for she was taken out of man.’ For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." God created man and then made woman to complement him


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