Ascension Island: A Godly Holiday Destination or a Den of Depravity?
Ascension Day! Glory! One of the most Magnificent Days in our Godly Calendar! It is the Feast of the Ascension of Our Lord and Sweet Savior Jesus Christ, the Ascension Thursday, the Holy Thursday. Yes, it is the Ascension Day, which commemorates the bodily Ascension of our Baby Jesus into Heaven. He is at this very moment waiting for us to join Him in the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and based on today’s lawlessness and sodomy (2 Timothy 3:1-5), we are quite sure that this will soon happen! Ascension Thursday also provides us with a long holiday weekend and could there be a better place to celebrate it than the Island that has been named after this unprecedented and terrific event: Ascension Island, in the middle of the Atlantic Sea in a nice tropical climate with very little annoying rain: Fishing, decently-clad swimming, relaxation, some appropriate evangelizing and harmonious prayers! Finally, a very promising destination to worship Jesus on a vacation! It was time to assess this island. Surprisingly, the results were disastrous. The island is a hotspot of the vilest and most repulsive sins imaginable. The detailed analysis is as follows: 1. Geography and the Unfortunate Phallic Placenames Where is it? A good question! At first glance this island seems to be far from the Homosexual Headquarters of Today (Europe, Canada, and California) — it is, in fact, somewhere between Papist South America and Hamite Africa. http://www.gare.co.uk/images/ascension_location.gif The image shows us that Ascension Island cannot be investigated totally separate from the other islands that lie in the proximity: Tristan da Cunha, Saint Helena and the Falklandish Islests. Here we get the first clue that something could be amiss: These desolate rocks belong to the Queen of England! The Headquarters of these Jewels of the Crow are in St. Helena: A Papist "saint"! This triggered the harlot alert and, as always, the suspicious were well-founded! Quote:
A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife. Matthew 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery. A divorced woman! This makes here definitely a harlot. This also makes this whole Brutish Overseas Territory a nest of harlots. Still, by giving the Ascension Island the benefit of doubt, we investigated further. It was time to take a detailed look at the geography of this suspicious skerry! http://s26.postimg.cc/o6cllj0h5/kart...ascension1.gif As we can see, the place is littered with blatantly open references to the Enemy of everything that is pure and worthy, Satan! Devil’s Cauldron & Devil’s Riding School! What does this mean?
Hammock Point? Spoon Crater?
http://s26.postimg.cc/64tgnq6g9/hammock_spoon_small.jpg Disturbing images, treacherous times! And all this performed in the name of our Lord’s Ascension into Heaven! How come this is possible?! The answer lies in the sordid history of this Island! The nice name of "Unicorn Point" (Isaiah 34:7) does little to save the reputation of this Sodomite Sanctuary! 2. From a Sodomite Penal Colony into a Rectal Recreation Resort As it turns out, the first ever settler on Ascension Island was a pervert man who had raped his fellow crewmen on a Dutch ship. The documents regarding this incident are in the Netherlanguage but for the benefit of Creation Scientists, they have been translated into American. Apparently, in the year of Our Lord 1725, a young Dutch homerman Leendert Hasenbosch was left on the island for the anal violations he’d performed! http://himalmag.com/wp-content/uploa...er_article.jpg Quote:
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The first inhabitants on Ascension were thus this pervert and Satan his lover. The island is irrevocably stained. The stain was reinforced when Napoleon Bonaparte was the ruler and emperor of these overseas territories between 1815-1821. Napoleon was an avid advocate of “gay equality” and “gay marriage” among his soldiers. Quote:
The Emperor of Ascension Island and St. Helena was a "gay champion" (Leviticus 18:22). Thus, ever since its discovery, Ascension Island has been the leading place for sodomistic relations. It clearly remains like that unto the present day. it boasts with UK and Godly American and NASA military bases. People enjoy serving on this Island! Why? Because of “intimate friendships”. Let us look at some more images of this desolate desert island with repulsive landscape: People frolicking half-naked… http://s26.postimg.cc/wnc3wg561/DSC_0114_1024x683.jpg …flaunting their home island in an open invitation to sodomy… http://s26.postimg.cc/hdc8p99nt/Scre...0_59_04_AM.png 3. Bestiality with Bonitos How do the people on Ascension spend their days nowadays? What would be the activities you'd be forced to partake if you decided to visit this place? Obviously, the sea is all around so you'd be offered the chance to go "fishing". Actually. It is fish bestiality that takes place. For the sake of our Ladies, the most disturbing visual details of the following image have been slightly altered: http://s26.postimg.cc/oyf9kq4o9/fish...04_large_b.jpg Unprecedented amounts of sinning (Leviticus 18:23). And all this in violation and in mockery of the nice meal Jesus once served His followers: John 21:13 Jesus then cometh, and taketh bread, and giveth them, and fish likewise. All this is perfectly legal based on the Law of the Ascension Island! Quote:
4. Conclusions Only the rapid coming of Jesus (Revelation 22:20) can solve this crisis in total depravity. However, nukes could provide a rapid immediate response to this threat on humanity. https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/54/143...3f5_z.jpg?zz=1 Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
Re: Ascension Island: A Godly Holiday Destination or a Den of Depravity?
Apparantly a Jehovist and Anglican (Papist in disguise) hotspot too :angry:
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Matthew 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Do we need more proof? Obviously, we don't as the Words are Jesus are more than enough for us. Still, sinners may want to see some additional results of our Creation Science Study. It is here. The anagrammatics of "Ascension Island" reveal the horrific legacy of heavy underage sodomy in excruciating detail! http://s26.postimg.cc/qeqs2v7l5/index.gif One more detail: What are these "anal dice"? The answer: they are evil. http://adserv.stocksite.com/images/paulie/dice.jpg Case closed. Ascension Island will not be actively represented come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
Re: Ascension Island: A Godly Holiday Destination or a Den of Depravity?
I hope this will not be considered "off-topic", as it relates to the neighboring Jehovah's-Witless-infested island of St Helena, rather than to Ascension Island.
In an attempt to attract tourism to St Helena, the government of England spent £285 million OF OUR MONEY (that's about $150 million at today's rate of exchange) building an airport on the island (population approximately 4,000). Unfortunately they failed to test for something called wind shear, which I understand to be when God causes the wind to change direction. Here is an artist's impression. Note the clouds unexpectedly descending from the firmament (Job 36:29). http://www.nasa.gov/centers/langley/...shear-fig1.gif The results are predictable. Here is a scene from Godless Japan. http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/...p.grid-6x2.jpg We are now told that we must all open our checkbooks to pay for this airport to be "fixed" so that airplanes can take off and land from it! Quote:
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/sunday/...121ba82b19.jpg My dear husband's checkbook remains resolutely CLOSED! YiC JL-V |
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