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Beware of the pervert church!

I thought it was bad enough that the homers get their own churches, but now there's a church where they specifically worship sex! I just started reading the story before it made me vomit!

http://www.thelocal.se/15786.html

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Joyous court climax for Madonna of Orgasm Church

The Madonna of Orgasm Church (Orgasmens Madonnas kyrka) took an important step toward official recognition in Sweden last week when a court ruled it had the right to be registered as a faith community.

Originally, the Legal, Financial and Administrative Services Agency (Kammarkollegiet) had refused the church’s registration application on the grounds that its name may offend Christians.

But the church’s founder, artist Carlos Bebeacua from Lövestad in southern Sweden, won his appeal to the county administrative court.

If the agency does not appeal the court’s decision within three weeks, then it must process Bebeacua’s application to register the church, which he founded in the early 1990s.

According to the Skånska Dagbladet newspaper, the idea for the church came to Bebeacua, who is the church’s self-appointed cardinal, after a painting of his entitled 'The Madonna of Orgasm' sparked protests requiring police action during the 1992 World’s Fair in Seville, Spain.

“The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,” Bebeacua told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”

According to Bebeacua, the church has a few hundred followers, and he hopes that registering the Madonna of Orgasm Church will get more people to consider the orgasm as God.

The church only has priestesses and its scriptures are called the Catechism of the Orgasm. The only gospel peached is the gospel of sex.

“It’s so we do what we know is right and good,” Bebeacua told Kvällsposten.

During ceremonies, the priestesses read verses and eat fruit and drink juice. Sex isn’t the focus, but it’s not forbidden either.

“It’s never happened. I don’t know how we’d react if it happened,” said Bebeacua.

He deflects allegations that his church is all about orgies and sex, claiming its purpose is to help people see orgasms as a metaphor for a love of life.

“There’s nothing dangerous in what we say, we’re harmless. It’s just that we have our doubts about established religions,” he told the TT news agency.

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Sounds like the Unitarians and the Raelians teamed up with a coven of witches to create a new way of mocking Christ. Disgusting. :angry:

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1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

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In the last days we got many whore churches who practice many perversions.Episcopal Church is now a dog kennel, as I mentioned before,with her ordained fag bishop G.Robinson.

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I checked and they're Sweedish!

As if God needs another reason to hate Sweden! :angry:

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I suppose that, as women don’t have organisms, the whole place will be a sweaty mass of homers. Sweden is a horrible, Godless place filled with depressive lunatics who drive only Volvos and Saabs, only watch films in black and white and spend their time watching lemmings jump off cliffs. These boards are a rich source of background information on Sweden here, here and here.

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This is absolute the worst and filthiest interpretation of Genesis 6:4 (KJV only) that I've ever witnessed. :furious:

God is going to be so mad at this He'll probably drown Indonesia again in a few days. :angry:

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Originally Posted by Gurl in Glass (Post 276829)

I checked and they're Sweedish!

As if God needs another reason to hate Sweden! :angry:

Brother you are very right.:thumbsup:God hates Sweden!Sweden posecutes true Christians.Rev.Green was unjustly arrested there for preaching Biblical verses like Romans 1:26-32,warning people that homosexuality is abomination.Sad.:(Sweden is the land of sodomites damned and all other perverts who roam free.

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I wish I would have never clicked on this thread. I feel violated.:(

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 276947)

I wish I would have never clicked on this thread. I feel violated.:(

I'm sorry, Sister Thumper. That is the reason I put the word "beware" in the title to this thread. I only posted about this because I think it's extremely important for the men of the church to know exactly what kind of hell-bound sinners there are out there, mocking Jesus with their sick sex orgy churches!

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Originally Posted by Gurl in Glass (Post 276950)

You dont suppose there's a Messican franchise do you? You cant believe everything in print and I feel it would help in my salvation if I could infiltrate and bring you back some first hand information. Prospero Ano Nueva.

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When I read the title of this thread, I was expecting to find something about the catholic curch... guess they don't hold the exclusive rights to perversion and ungodliness after all...

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Originally Posted by Don Bozo el Guapo (Post 277060)

Prospero Ano Nueva.

Please don't put that filthy "language" in this Godly forum, brother, we speak American™ here, refrain from using those savage expressions.

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Speaking of this, has anyone seen Father Mo around lately? I suspect he's being tempted to convert.... I have seen a suspicious number of un-escorted young nubile boys around lately, so it is quite possible that he has disappeared. The sooner we get rid of that pervert, the sooner we can bring in these young boys to young adult counseling with Pastor Ezekiel and myself and anoint them in the Name of Jesus to help set them on the straight and narrow.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. (Post 277072)

AMEN, Brother Doctor! :yahoo:

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Well......Schvedes :sinner:

PS Keep away from them, Don Bozo! They are Pure Evil!!! :angry:

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Those sick Swedes are always finding new, disgusting sex acts to mock God with! Look what else I found on them!

http://mitchieville.com/2008/11/swed...g-infiltrated/

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Swedish Bestiality Ring Infiltrated

A Swedish newspaper infiltrated a bestiality ring that consisted of about 30 participants. After confronting the main mule humper over the mistreatment of animals, bestiality man responded:

“Any of the times I did anything with her she was the one who backed into me and provoked it. She was in heat and made herself available. There were also times later when she didn’t want to and then I backed out immediately,” he told Expressen.

In other words, the bitch had it coming.
There have been calls for the Swedish government to establish laws concerning this type of mistreatment of animals, but when Agriculture Minister Eskil Erlandsson was confronted, he could only offer up only this bizarre explanation as to why there aren’t laws currently in place:

“Is it, and should it be, legal to spread something on the genitalia that might smell or taste nice to a dog, in order to allow the dog to lick off whatever is spread on the genitalia?
“Should it be permitted to stroke a bitch’s teats with love, or should it be classified as animal sexual abuse?” the minister wondered.

If you have to seriously contemplate whether it should be legal or illegal to spread something on your genitalia so a dog can make your private area its own personal buffet, then here’s a bullet and a gun, lock and load, you sick bastard. Remember, playing frisbee with your dog is exercise, it isn’t foreplay.

This is sick. If anyone here knows any True Christians™ in Sweden, get them out, quickly, before God destroys that sinful place!

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Originally Posted by Gurl in Glass (Post 277638)

Those sick Swedes are always finding new, disgusting sex acts to mock God with! Look what else I found on them!

http://mitchieville.com/2008/11/swed...g-infiltrated/

This is sick. If anyone here knows any True Christians™ in Sweden, get them out, quickly, before God destroys that sinful place!

Well this just goes to show why Jesus hates Europe. Being Godless atheists, they have no morality whatsoever. Bestiality isn't even illegal over there. The king of Sweden is married to a dalmation, from what I've heard. :bad:

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Originally Posted by Gurl in Glass (Post 277638)

Those sick Swedes are always finding new, disgusting sex acts to mock God with! Look what else I found on them!

http://mitchieville.com/2008/11/swed...g-infiltrated/

A Swedish newspaper infiltrated a bestiality ring that consisted of about 30 participants. After confronting the main mule humper over the mistreatment of animals, bestiality man responded...

I've heard that liberal perverts at Pixar are currently working on a superhero called precisely that. Sickening, but hardly surprising.

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 277704)

I've heard that liberal perverts at Pixar are currently working on a superhero called precisely that. Sickening, but hardly surprising..

That's horrible Brother. As if "Finding Emo" wasn't bad enough. :thumbdown:

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this is truely an evil church. sex is reserved for the married and the church should have nothing to do with it