True Christian™ Children's Songs
One dilemma every True Christian™ parent faces is finding children's songs that embody Biblical, rather than secular or fluffy-bunny "Christan," values. I've therefore started compiling a list of songs that are appropriate for our young Christian warriors. Feel free to add your own!
The itsy bitsy spider Ran up the water spout Down came Noah's flood To wash the spider out Forty days and forty nights God made the rains to pour Now the spider's dead and His family's no more --------- Joy to the world, the Lord is come! Let Earth receive her King! Bring forth Thy tribulation! Let fly Thy conflagration! The sinners will moan and scream The sinners will moan and scream The sinners, the sinners will moan and scream! Joy to the world! The Savior reigns! The Beast on Earth shall rise! Storms, floods, and hurricanes Bring forth their evil rains Repeat the tortured cries Repeat the tortured cries Repeat, repeat the tortured cries! Joy to the World, the Horsemen ride! Destruction, death, and woe! A thousand years of pain The Devil has full reign Till Antichrist shall fall Till Antichrist shall fall Till Anti, Antichrist shall fall! |
Re: True Christian™ Children's Songs
"O come, let us sing unto the LORD: let us make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation." (Psalms 95:1).
Hallelujah! Here are some absolutely delightful family-friendly lyrics I found on the Internet: "Lake of Fire" Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly They go to the lake of fire and fry Won't see 'em again 'til the fourth of July I knew a lady who came from Duluth Bit by a dog with a rabid tooth She went to her grave just a little too soon Flew away howling on the yellow moon Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see 'em again 'til the fourth of July People cry and people moan Look for a dry place to call their home Try to find some place to rest their bones While the angels and the devils try to make them their own Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see 'em again 'til the fourth of July "Hand of the Almighty" Oh, sinner, do not stray From the straight and narrow way For the Lord is surely watching what you do If you approach the Devil’s den Turn ’round don’t enter in Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you. He’ll mess you up (He’ll mess you up) Yes, God will mess you up If you dare to disobey His stern command. He’ll mess you up (He’ll mess you up) Don’t you know He’ll mess you up So you better do some prayin’ while you can. Long ago a man named Lot Had a wife he thought was hot But she could not stop her black and sinful ways. You know it was her own damn fault When God turned that bitch to salt. That’s the way He used to work back in those days: He messed ‘em up (He messed ‘em up) He really messed ‘em up When the people went and turned their backs on Him He can mess you up (He’ll mess you up) No doubt He’ll mess you up Just like He messed the people up back then. I used to have a friend named Ray Who walked that evil way He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor’s fence You know Ray was full aware That some sheep were over there And he knew them in the Biblical sense. God messed him up (He messed him up) He went and messed Ray up Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins. He messed him up (He messed him up) Messed that boy completely up Now he’s married to a Presbyterian. |
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