5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!
5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end! #5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands! God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?
Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell :sinner:.
#3 Internet turns women into lesbians! Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet! #2 Women are seduced to behave like witches! The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.
#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet! There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.
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What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.
Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes. MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision. |
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Rev Osborne is indeed a good example of why you should keep your wife off the Internet. Few years back he lapsed in his attention and she began using the internet unsupervised and spent like 240 hours in one month viewing nothing but porn websites. Dear God the woman was a porn dog with websites like "barely legal coeds" and "anal Asians" :shok:
She single handily supplied Landover with it's blocked website list. But once informed Rev Osborne did the righteous thing and restricted her internet time. He also took the precaution of getting his own personal lap top and wireless system from an ISP outside Freehold so he wasn't at risk of inadvertently compromising his home computers security and exposing his wife to the perils of unsupervised internet use again. |
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Preach it Brother!
The internet makes most women whores. They can talk to complete strangers from all around the World! The next thing they know they are meeting up with them in a seedy hotel room and fornicating like wild monkeys! The internet was probably Satan's idea! |
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My friend refuse to let his daughter use the internet because of these specific reason. He is not even a christian himself, but its easy to know that the internet turn woman into sluts, lesbian and others.
I dont know if you guys know it, but being lesbian seem to be the fashion nowdays. As a result, we have fake lesbian that will kiss a woman only to show off, not for real love. |
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I swear I was just searching for girl models for a photo shoot for the annual church calendar. |
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@Sidoain :fear2:
@Billy Bob Black I have JesOS™ which only shows search results Jesus Himself would want to find! :clapping:Jesus :heart: JesOS™. |
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I keep my wife off the internet. She only comes on for maybe 15 minutes to send e-mail to her family, and I stand over her as she does to make sure she doesn't wonder.
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You really need to man up and keep her under better control, friend. God commands us men to subjugate our women. Quote:
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My wife does her classes online so I watch over her studies. She does not attend class on campus.
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Hello everybody :)
Um, I am really sorry to bother you, but I need to go on the internet to do lessons at school, what about that? Also, I thought Jesus loved women too :( Peace |
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Oh, yeah, also my mum needs a car to drive my little brother to school. Is she bad because of that? Should I pray for her?
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sorry for asking so many questions :)
it is the law here for my mother to vote. what should we do? I am starting to get very worried. will she go to hell? also at school, i have to learn to drive. please help!! |
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@Emily_smiles why does your mother drive you to school? I think she should be home schooling you instead! Does she love you?
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Of course my mother loves me!
But she wants me to attend school, and I should not question her...right? |
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@Emily_smiles I am glad to hear your mother loves you! But why then does she not home school you? I am sure your mother is a wise woman but I am curious to her reasons for that.
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Well, I just asked her, and she says that teachers go to school to learn how to teach us better, and that she was not taught how to teach us. We had several friends who were homeschooled, and mum thought that I would benefit from more human communication, as some of these children were not well adapted to speaking to me, they were painfully shy.
Also, we moved around a lot, and she aslo had a job. She used to be a stay at home mom, but then she felt lonely, and uninspired, and wished to work again. |
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